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@teganeden.bsky.social

they/she/it | PNW | musician & mechanic tonalchroma.bandcamp.com

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As someone raised in the fires of early 00s forums, seeing furry art in feeds where I least expect it is like seeing wolves thriving in Yellowstone again. A healthy furry population is the sign of effective rewilding efforts.

08.02.2024 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 6369    πŸ” 2169    πŸ’¬ 71    πŸ“Œ 56

imagine not being silly. skill issue

09.02.2024 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah sex is cool or whatever, but have you ever had someone fall asleep in your lap while you play with their hair?

21.08.2023 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

is she, you know, forklift certified?

19.08.2023 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the trick is to post your mediocre skeets while all the turbocharged mommydom gamergirls are sleeping. that way you can get a few likes before the onslaught of cum.

17.08.2023 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yeeeaah i bet you say that to all the girls who take selfies in your bathroom

17.08.2023 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My ex: i have made a codependent relationship!
Me: you fucked up a perfectly good lesbian is what you did. look at it. it’s got anxiety

16.08.2023 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
16.08.2023 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œaverage lesbian has 100 girlfriends” factoid is a statistical error. the soft butch dyke with smile lines and grey hairs who does manual labor has 100000 and is a statistical outlier who should not be counted.

15.08.2023 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

The writers room is really going off today

13.08.2023 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not like other girls, I'm a useful lesbian

12.08.2023 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

getting out the Bionicle collection, who's coming over?

07.08.2023 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you're welcome

03.08.2023 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

everytime you flush a toilet with your foot, you are kicking my heart in the dick.

02.08.2023 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

should I drink more water? YES. am I going to?!? also, yes. πŸ˜”
(if I don't, my girlfriend will send her army of simps after me and I cannot defend myself from all 200 of you)

01.08.2023 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like my first post needs to be appropriately inflammatory.... uuuuuuh Carly Lloyd should shut up

01.08.2023 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1