Debbie Jellinsky from the Agency

I’ve had just about 45 jobs since I was 19 😳

The mental gymnastics they SWEAR that we’re up to 😒

Men get more wrapped up in wanting to be perceived as the good guy vs actually being a good person. They use your embarrassment & shame of being played as a guarantee of keeping u quite. Learned that w/ my NJ ex.

Me when somebody asks me about my career

When people ask why I don’t do group dinners….

I'm really thinking I want to learn this 😆

Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.

God, when?!

i’m so glad i don’t be seeing the extreme horniness yall be talking about ngl 😭

I'm starting to wonder how much "the male loneliness epidemic" is just straight and bisexual women identifying low-effort, mean, and incompetent men and choosing not to date, marry, and tolerate them anymore

of course you’re a Leo. I love everything on you, you have to be a Leo

@unistix.bsky.social if you even vaguely know what I am talking about…. ur followed 😳

Played tf outta Budokai though

Yall gonna jump me but…. I’ve never seen a single episode of Dragonball Z

I did not make good buying decisions today: I went in the store for a traditional “quick in/out” and grabbed shit like it was 2019 out here 😭

now I’m broke

A drink and a snack cost $40.

I don’t like loud yt women ☹️ they’re in the same lane as cyber trucks

Green food x green weed >

I feel so ignorant when I can’t understand a person’s accent and have to ask them to repeat it 🤦🏽‍♀️ ugh hate being American

replace angels with “managers” 🤣

Replace Heaven with “work” 🤣

that damn Baryshnikov & Tchaikovsky go together like grits and eggs

… and he SERVED ✨

at minimum: public restrooms, trains, planes, and medical buildings

One day, your brain will say “I feel better! I don’t even need these meds!” And it’s very important that you do not listen 😂

“Goofy” when used with the right inflection can really drive it home

Black women are ethereal.

If you've been blessed to experience the love and care of a black woman, you've met God.

I'm convinced 💞

how does one scrub their data off the internet? including photos/videos?

The fact that Netflix could afford to buy warner brothers means they could've afforded to let us share passwords.

Baz Luhrmann should do The Nutcracker