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It raining outside and people are still panic shopping. This is the second grocery store I’ve been to that is sold out of yellow onions.

Melon Ball went to daycare today and the staff said she didn’t always read social cues and would try to play rough with other dogs when they were chilling, especially as the day wore on. Husband was like yeah, she gets a little tough to take when she’s hungry. They were like OH so she gets HANGRY? 💯

@ethnobot.bsky.social I do feel kind of judged here.

I can tell when Melon Ball is displeased with me but it’s usually because I won’t let her eat her weight in food or destroy shoes. So it depends on what she considers incompetence. 🤣

A black and tan pocket bully wearing an aqua fleece sweater happily wags her tail on the couch.

The face of a dog who said F this weather and peed right on the doormat. #dogs #rescuedogs #pocketbully #americanbully #snow #dmvweather #arlington

She is a living cartoon.

Everything is terrible right now so I offer you the mini saga of how Melon Ball was thwarted by a hiking boot. #dogs #rescuedogs #pocketbully #americanbully

Tell me your pet’s name in a gif

What is this woman even talking about. Northern Virginia has been a democratic majority for a long time.

Yeah, games and competition do not motivate me. Sometimes they will actively DEmotivate me. The annoying thing is that I know this about myself but I subscribed to this dumb app anyway.

Y’all I’ve had less than zero motivation to workout lately, so I signed up for Ladder. Um. It’s been a couple weeks and all I’ve done is open and closed the app because it’s just not speaking to me. Everyone says they love it but it feels too gamified or something with fake motivational hype for me.

A black and tan pocket bully sleeps next to a stolen blue Croc on a beige rug with a cat pattern.

Step 1: Steal Croc
Step 2: Fall asleep
Step 3: ???
#pocketbully #americanbully #rescuedog #dogs

Definitely not enough! Even I’m a little nervous about this storm and usually I don’t buy into the panic.

Except they’re here every evening around sunset. It’s kind of their Cheers.

They love it here.

I’m going to say something that might be mildly controversial, which is that Aslin beer isn’t great. It’s okay enough to drink but nothing stood out. I tried three different beers (half pours) today and none of them was especially distinct from the others. #beer #craftbeer #brewing

They really seem to love my condos.

It’s crow o’clock in my neighborhood. #shirlington

Psychopathy and sadism drive preference for loud vehicles, study suggests A recent study found that young men with higher levels of psychopathy and everyday sadism are more likely to desire loud cars and are willing to modify their vehicles to enhance the noise.

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It’s Black Friday but we’re blissing out on the sofa.

Melon Ball luff you.

Why are Buy Nothing people the biggest flakes? Lady canceled on me yesterday. I just brought the lamp inside because she never came today and it rained. “She got a flat tire” so now she’s coming tonight. I’m doubtful, plus this wet lamp is going to short circuit on her when she turns it on anyway.

I’m leaning big into festive holiday beverages this year. Give me all the gingerbread lattes, the peppermint mochas, the hot spiced ciders, the mulled wines, the eggnogs, the cranberry martinis, the apple cinnamon teas, and winter beers.

Oh. Now that I look closer, this was not a flattering photo because she looks very grumpy.

Could anyone use some Melon Ball? She’s available for playdates.

Does anyone use Empower instead of Uber or Lyft? I’ve been trying to use them because the drivers keep more of their earnings, but it also seems like they’re bottom tier. The other day I got a driver who REEKED of BO and talked at me about Teslas, lithium batteries and hyper cars for the whole ride.

Everything is terrible, I have a need to sign up for a cute but insipid craft project at a brewery.

It’s giving Blofeld/Dr. Evil

mfs be like "how do you expect to get men onto the left if you are constantly demonizing things which are universally loved by all men" and the thing in question is hitler

Hello friends. All I have to offer today is a photo of Melon Ball.