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03.03.2026 06:18 — 👍 6001 🔁 2956 💬 78 📌 33

us military.... innocent children

03.03.2026 17:05 — 👍 3538 🔁 776 💬 14 📌 4

02.03.2026 23:21 — 👍 378 🔁 147 💬 2 📌 0

good drool and swirly eyes

03.03.2026 17:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Look at this dumb little creature.
His carpenter skills are improving.

Thank you so much @sproutpanda.bsky.social for the cute funny sticker. You're the best!

25.01.2026 14:58 — 👍 59 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 0

a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a mountain range ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a mountain range

Me: *literally drinking from a soggy straw to save the planet*

World leaders:

03.03.2026 13:30 — 👍 15 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0

Good boy Houndoom

03.03.2026 08:32 — 👍 161 🔁 45 💬 4 📌 1

What?

03.03.2026 05:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If I’m paying $150/hour, I kinda expect you to actually listen to me when I tell you something. And not spend 15 mins answering a question that could be 6 words.

03.03.2026 00:28 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have wanted to blow my fucking brains out after every meeting with her

03.03.2026 00:24 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Emailed the head of the accounting firm I’m working with to ask if I can work with another bookkeeper. The current one will answer a completely different question than what I ask and get nasty when I say it doesn’t help me, won’t shut up about how bad my books are, and seems confused by my business

03.03.2026 00:24 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Go to your room

03.03.2026 00:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If I’m laying down, feel free to make me smell like wherever

03.03.2026 00:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t think enough got rubbed on the first time. Can you try again?

02.03.2026 23:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

doggy!

02.03.2026 21:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🦡🦡

02.03.2026 19:27 — 👍 44 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0

badger pix @cuppatabby.bsky.social 🦡

02.03.2026 19:27 — 👍 139 🔁 24 💬 6 📌 0

Two moods

02.03.2026 16:03 — 👍 515 🔁 118 💬 5 📌 1

02.03.2026 13:03 — 👍 7903 🔁 1949 💬 8 📌 21

for FREE?

02.03.2026 15:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Wrestlin’

01.03.2026 23:59 — 👍 1785 🔁 314 💬 17 📌 3

I’m interested >.>

01.03.2026 21:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ok Google, mach ein Furzgeräusch

01.03.2026 20:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you tie me up in a room with a smart device, you WILL have to gag or sedate me because I will spend the entire time saying “ok google, make a fart noise”

01.03.2026 20:22 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Painting of a badger wizard in a green robe and wizard hat reading a book while leaning against the side of a house and precariously holding a cup of tea.

Commission for Tredain!

27.02.2026 22:07 — 👍 466 🔁 118 💬 3 📌 0

He died surrounded by loved ones,
assuming he loved wolves.

14.01.2026 00:42 — 👍 499 🔁 134 💬 2 📌 2

Shouldn’t be too hard to find a personal injera lawyer who will take the case.

28.02.2026 23:43 — 👍 402 🔁 39 💬 21 📌 1

I’m gunna respond with “I think I blinked”

28.02.2026 23:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I try not to get too involved in politics, but like. Holy fucking shit. We’re so fucked.

28.02.2026 14:00 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

132 - CapyBARA

28.02.2026 02:45 — 👍 2597 🔁 664 💬 20 📌 3

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