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NUFC. Old school socialist. Old school Punk. Old skool Rap. Old school body. Oh, and skiing.

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Even if you were foolish enough to click on one of their links the article is impossible to read with numerous pop-ups and banners covering any text. They've killed themselves

03.03.2026 13:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He had a dreadful injury/fitness record before we bought him

03.03.2026 08:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So you didn't watch it then?

02.03.2026 21:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You've just murdered 150 school children. Add them to your "monitor list"

01.03.2026 15:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So what did we learn from winning a game against Carlisle and then not troubling any of the other 6 teams pre-season? One of those teams was an all-stars K-League team.
Theses players have played together now the best part of a season and still put in half shifts. Our summer buys are very poor.

01.03.2026 11:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We spent a fortune last summer. More than I can ever remember us spending. Unfortunately only one of the players bought is adequate (not great, adequate) the rest a very poor.

01.03.2026 10:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

There is no such thing as a waiting list. I've never been unable to get a ticket to any match I want to go to.

01.03.2026 10:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There's no reason for a larger, expensive stadium. All the talk of people being locked out is utter nonsense. I have never been unable to get a ticket if I want one. I even took a relative from France along yesterday at the last minute. The perceived demand really isn't there at all.

01.03.2026 10:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The lack of a pre-season argument doesn't wash now they've actually had 3/4 of a season and still don't perform. Our buys are very poor. I have no clue how NW managed those goals at the start as he never manages to worry the opposition now.

01.03.2026 10:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Bonne nuit mes amis.

28.02.2026 21:22 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

OUCH!

28.02.2026 17:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

#NUFC That was garbage. I couldn't even jump out of my seat at the 2-2 as I knew it was pointless.
Shame we couldn't afford a striker last summer

28.02.2026 17:04 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He wasn't

28.02.2026 17:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That beer is in a red and white can. You could be poisoned

28.02.2026 14:04 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Petition: By-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party When an MP decides they want to defect to another party a by-election should be automatically triggered to allow the constituents the opportunity have their democratic right to agree or not with their...

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

28.02.2026 11:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I've already had an email 2 or 3 weeks ago stating that it won't be changed as constitutents vote for the "person not the party". No idea why this is being debated.

28.02.2026 11:22 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Yeah. My brother reckons he goes to head a ball like an 8yr old. Eyes scrunched tight and his head pulled in like a tortoise.

28.02.2026 09:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

#NUFC Matchday! #HTL
Taking my wife's French cousin to the match. He was there for the 1-0 v Arsenal so considers himself as a lucky charm. 2-1 🤞

28.02.2026 08:29 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ekitike didn't ever want to come to NUFC though. Turned us down twice.

26.02.2026 22:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Never a truer word

26.02.2026 21:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Rose Wylie, at 91, has just become the first woman to have a solo exhibition at the Royal Academy. JCvD shouldn't feel too downhearted,he's still got time to improve.

26.02.2026 17:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wages would rule out Trafford.

26.02.2026 17:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

😂

26.02.2026 15:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Snot Goblins

26.02.2026 15:38 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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ok I think there are a few bugs that need ironing out 😜

26.02.2026 11:44 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 1

I'll now waste an hour or so playing with this

26.02.2026 12:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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