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guys I miss baseball

⬇️ and ⬆️ - in each little thing, I put 1 spoon, 1 fork, and 1 knife pointing down and 1 spoon, 1 fork, and 1 (dinner/butter) knife facing up to maximize the amount of silverware while avoiding having any piece get doubled up against each other

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something i'll note is that if nuzzi ran catch-and-kill ops for rfk jr and lizza knew this prior to him being appointed as HHS, and instead of telling anyone, he decided to save it for his substack long after rfk jr had made communicable disease into federal policy, that's completely fucked

Dear All Have you seen Prof Biscuit recently? Professor Biscuit is roaming Main Building or more likely, is asleep somewhere cosy. Have you seen him recently? If so, could he be persuaded to be returned to the Bursary, please?

They're also responsible for one of the best emails I've ever received, when the college office sent out a plea for sightings of Professor Biscuit while conveniently forgetting to mention that he was a cat...(I won't comment on how often a similar email might have gone out about human Professors...)

Oxford Clarion's "Cat map" of Oxford cats

I reckon you can learn a lot about the atmosphere in various Oxford colleges by looking at what they choose to name their cats (courtesy of @oxfordclarion.bsky.social ). We should all aspire to the energy of a Teabag, Isambard Kitten Brunel, or an Admiral Flapjack

oxfordclarion.uk/college-cats...

I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.

blessed to be able to read
cursed to be unable to resist reading

Sorry but how can one be a "retired pub landlord" at the age of 35?

This show is so good.

When do the aurorasky posts start tonight?

Joyce Carol Oates sitting across a desk from Kendrick Lamar:

"So I'm putting a team together..."

Isaac Chotiner knocks on the open door.

Personally, I will be trying to avoid the notice of Joyce Carol Oates and Kendrick Lamar for the rest of my natural life

I support Plur1bus’s mission of giving an X-Files writer what appears to be a billion dollars.

pluribus rocks holy shit lol

They're no Case Matter or Fenwick Trimble though.

Q: Will you assure House Democrats they'll get a vote on ACA subsidies by a date certain?

MIKE JOHNSON: Ah -- no. I'm not promising anyone anything.

not enough chatter about how frequently members fly and how attacking airport capacity directly affects them in a way that cutting SNAP does not

LET ME BE PERFECTLY CLEAR: DOJ DID ALL OF THIS TO TRY AND STOP PAYMENTS TO PEOPLE UNDER AN ANTI-HUNGER PROGRAM.

Oh my gosh, thank you for mentioning Eephus!!! I remember when this was about to come out I was really excited for it but life was so busy at that point I lost track of it in my mind.

lol I totally get that. 😂 it's everywhere

The only other baseball movie I consistently recommend is Sugar (partially shot in my hometown in Iowa when we still had a minor league team!)

I get that! I'm honestly not a huge sports movie person. It took me at least 5-10 years to finally watch Moneyball once it came out, but I really like it!

It's great, and I hope you have time to watch it sometime!

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Their video title is still there though lol

Wait I just saw a different picture that was a little better quality and I'm now convinced it is actually just regular paper taped to the wall.

bsky.app/profile/ones...

It's probably from the picture quality, but it looks like it's just made up of someone printing the words on regular paper and taping them up on the wall.

“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”

The Dimitri finds out meme, which is a two panel vertical meme of a guy being interviewed by a lady. The caption reads "The club is bumping, the ladies look good, the alcohol is flowing." The second caption reads "There is much pain in the world, but not in this room."

Bluesky rn

Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight