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My heart feels so full when both my sisters and I reunite ♥️

Gentlemen.
If you’re talking to a lady and she suddenly seems really dumb, like she’s really not getting what you’re saying
She is GIVING YOU AN OUT. She does not like what you’re saying. Back it up.

2!

I’m so tired of the SPCA (and PAWs cause let’s be real, nothing changed,) being useless when it comes to animals in actual distress but doing their damndest to fuck over people with their adoption process. Unfair to the people and the pets.

I like sharp

I’m so angry I just saw that this damn app changed the emoji and the whole vibe is off now lol
It was supposed to be the side eye emoji

“Psych major”
Ooooh!
“You may be more left-brained-“
😟

Happy birthday!!

“My hands look like this” -a picture of dom holding a bunch of herb starters- “so hers can look like this” -a picture of me holding Starbucks and a big fuchsia plant-

An article titled "How the Web Became Unreadable", posted on Medium. There is a soft paywall asking you to sign in, covering most of the article. Screenshot found on Mastodon https://beige.party/@mayintoronto/114497234942335666

Research ability so bad you can’t even figure out a username with “she” in it is a woman 🤣 Go off, king

And I’m not even American. But Google is free and available.

“The use of gold fringe on the flag of the United States is for honorable enrichment, according to the American Legion. In other words, fringe is a decorative addition that adds to the beauty of the ensign. For civilians, it isn’t a required addition or one that goes against the Flag Code.”

a sign with an M on it that is definitely Mario adjacent

an upside down m, also known as a "wario symbol"

I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario

Hey if you’re having trouble with your lashes getting in the way, try using one hand to hold your lashes up and the other to apply the lens! Eventually you’ll be able to do it with 1 hand.
Also if your eyes are watering or stung after try blowing your nose 👍🏻

Frankenstein, with an iridescent peacock cover.

Bought a beautiful copy of Frankenstein from the most charming bookshop 🥺

The owner was a little old woman doing her books with a calculator.

"We're very modern here."

That’s so gorgeous!!

Our new band: Smug Druggles and the Muggle Pluggles

Not only IP theft but extreme and unreasonable power usage and unethical labour!

When they try to restrict your access but you’ve been through this type of bullshit before so you already took screenshots ✌🏻🥰

To be fair they brought up his wisdom teeth last year but he also needed a root canal, and we could only afford one per year 😬 They said he’d be fine to wait till this year though, thankfully lol

Dom’s gonna have to get his out this year too 🙈 Y’all can wallow in your misery together LOL ♥️

Oh no!! I didn’t realize you still had em!!

Amazing, thank you so much!!

Is it possible to use the BOGO on the DM screens and still get the 4 free plates for the screen? I can only get one or the other to work.

Hey lovers! We're running a store-wide buy-one-get-one deal this week until Friday, Feb 7 at midnight. Use code: BOGO at check out! #dnd #ttrpg

We can only fucking hope

I literally just want to go ONE MONTH WITHOUT GETTING SICK

“All right, now, let’s see. Where were we? Oh, yes. In the Pit of Despair.”

Catching my friends up on the tea that suddenly updated after months of silence like

My actual goal is to have no one holding their mic ever unless you are on a stage.