Robot

See, I thought there was nowhere near enough RE7 style Grace bits.

How else was I supposed to know Sam was as good as a man?

Just did my speed demon run and it came in at 3.40ish. Cutting over an hour off is impressive

How have I never seen that train lad???

You did, I was there

Well then. After 9 years my role of Editorial Director at Eurogamer/IGNE has been made redundant. If you’re reading this and feel I have a lot of valuable experience (I do), I’m keen to explore any opportunities (full time, consulting, other) in the games industry. I am great.

People on the street aren't even going to be able to tell they're different parties

YouTube video by Eurogamer Styx: Blades of Greed Review - The Antidote to Ubisoft Bloat

Sunday Plug: the new STYX game is so good man. Allow me to explain why here over lots of lovely 1440p footage

tl;dr the best entry in the series

youtu.be/fd4fnMfeu_Q

Get these off my streets! I'm not giving way to another robot!

Always make sure you're wearing your Latex Gamer Gloves tm

Shinji and Mari's son Gendo leaves home to join the Evangelion Build Fighter League

I've started watching shows from season 2 and then going back to the first season at the end

It's only right to delay nextfest for this

She's going to have to go into hiding when they start insisting she's done it to get child support off all of them

Hedorah #kaiju

I've had a chest infection all week, so I've not noticed, but I'm going to go slam some antihistamines in response to this

Did he have swag tho?

The hazard is that you'd travelled back in time 26 years

I've had constant chest infections all winter and it just keeps aggravating my already sprained intercostal muscles and I'd like all that to stop thanks

Give patients a pint

Getting the surgery to have VSBRs fitted to my back in celebration

Nah, Joe Baker should have just kept ending up in situations where he has to punch his way through a horde of zombies

If I make it to 60 it'll have been too long

They never tell you what happened to Sanek after this. We just have to assume he's still on Shadow Moses island

My favourite bit is when they find loads of his species so they make him fuck off with them and then immediately go back to Earth

Use it for the occasional steam key. Never had any issues

It's about time we switched it to an annual lottery

Dennis nedry jurrasic park "see nobody cares" meme reads Hey everybody, this guy still posts on X! See? Everyone is horrified and disappointed. They feel it speaks directly to your values.

Does Barbara Ray do a blue set or not