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I was awoken in the middle of the night by two male voices. One was LuAnnโ€™s ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป

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Thatโ€™s wild? Whoever is fixing it is screwing you over!

02.11.2025 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How old is the boiler? Might also be an issue? We just bought a house and the whole system is ancient, found five separate leaks that were hidden by towels and their crap ๐Ÿ’€

02.11.2025 07:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Scream

21.10.2025 19:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I ordered my daughter some swim nappies for lessons and Amazon sent me thisโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜

12.10.2025 19:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Adele and Olivia Dean collab when?!

12.10.2025 14:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do it! Our fitters also costed up the total fit for our kitchen. Ikea had an affordable dry fit but it was worth it all with one person and they were speedy!

27.09.2025 13:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m confused why have we not seen Katie in #RHOC in recent episodes?

19.09.2025 20:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh!!!

31.08.2025 10:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s insane that they donโ€™t allow you to remove yourself anyway

31.08.2025 09:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I need to start looking up homes in EDI

31.08.2025 09:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sunday trading times should be abolished!! Why am I stood in a Tesco queuing to get to the tills that donโ€™t open until 10โ€ฆ

31.08.2025 08:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t know how people are affording a ยฃ260 return train ticket from Manchester to London. Howwww is this allowed ๐Ÿคฌ

07.08.2025 12:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
47% of people think immigration is primarily illegal. There were 4% irregular arrivals in March

47% of people think immigration is primarily illegal. There were 4% irregular arrivals in March

New YouGov polling. A monumental failure of our political class to educate, a monumental failure of our media to report fairly, for a generation

05.08.2025 06:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4919    ๐Ÿ” 1989    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 282    ๐Ÿ“Œ 252

The Greens now have nearly 200 more councillors than Reform.

This is not something you'd be likely to guess from all the copiously salivating media coverage of Farage & his crew of billionaire-backed far-right chancers.

02.05.2025 22:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2434    ๐Ÿ” 1240    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31    ๐Ÿ“Œ 51
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Hey Iโ€™m still alive

02.05.2025 19:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

After SIX MONTHS since starting S1 we are almost up to date with #RHOC

12.02.2025 21:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I refuse to buy a car that has temperature controls on a touch screen!!!!

17.01.2025 08:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Lisa pouring out some whisky from a flask on The Traitors

Lisa pouring out some whisky from a flask on The Traitors

I LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCH #TheTraitors

16.01.2025 21:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 772    ๐Ÿ” 53    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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Spicy garlicky soy sauce bucatini

16.01.2025 20:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The tags are on because Iโ€™m going to return it after this trip ๐Ÿ’€ #RHOSLC

16.01.2025 20:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Omg? I need to go see them!

15.01.2025 15:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I miss The Corrs

15.01.2025 15:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Noella isโ€ฆ something #RHOC

09.01.2025 13:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Visual Intelligence barely buy Apple Intelligence all the time. I like the double tap to access the type function!

08.01.2025 20:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Baked chicken and rice with a cabbage, coriander and spring onion slaw topped with crispy chicken skin and chilli vinegar

08.01.2025 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Right! Well then ๐Ÿ˜…

07.01.2025 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kinda surprised more people donโ€™t do it!

07.01.2025 20:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Celebrating Shane passing the bar which he ONLY passed because they lowered the passing score is cringe ๐Ÿ˜ฌ #RHOC

07.01.2025 20:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve set up email alerts from my local council website so it tells me the night before what bin to put out ๐Ÿ‘€

07.01.2025 20:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

07.01.2025 14:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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