Dave Clark

And the Shell garage on the A3 in Berchem, Luxembourg.
That saves them 18 centimes a litre

The original inflaneur

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I'm thinking of trying these guys out jolla.com

First DOGE sacks the regulators who check that exhaust ports don't lead directly to reactor cores

If and when the EU allows Ukraine to join this will slightly dilute far right support in the union

There's so much going on.

Still think we'll look back on this moment in German politics with regret

In light of today's controversy if any editors are looking for a picture of someone who shouldn't be in the M&S smalls dept
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I feel seen.
Also very tired

The sex tariffs will be paid by the importer. Unless the exporter is prepared to eat them

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So unnecessary.
The only correct reply is "I feel bad for you, son ..."

My imaginary publication uses UK spelling

Style guide update:
"... according to the MAGA-run Bureau of Labour Statistics. Acme News was not able to independently verify the non-farm payroll stats at time of going to press"

Are they saying they didn't follow the proper procedure in this case or is Smurf always haram?

Blue ice cream in an ice cream shop in Selfoss, south Iceland. It reads « Smurf (not halal) »

Important note on Smurf slaughter methods in Iceland.

Not sure where I'd put de Morteau if pressed

"Has admitted" is not the same as "hopes"

Cumberland > Lincolnshire > Toulouse > Bratwurst > Merguez > Lyon > Nduja > Kielbasa > Lorne

Any fight between Big Banger and Cheeky Chorizo is just playing into Monsieur Merguez's hands

NEVER LEFT

Oh shit, quarter century in and the bosses are onto me

And me in Montreuil

Last time I landed at CDG I showed the border cop both my carte de sejour and my UK passport. She laughed and said if she had the option she wouldn't live in France. You like me have the option. If you HAD to choose...

Anyone wondering why France would wait until UNGA doesn't understand la rentrée

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🇵🇸 VIDEO: AFP journalist covers war as Gaza faces extreme shortages

AFP video journalist Youssef Hassouna has been covering the Gaza war for 21 months. Now, extreme scarcity of food, clean water and medical care in Gaza are further complicating his efforts to cover the devastating conflict.

Joint statement on Gaza from AFP, AP, BBC News and Reuters

Our colleagues are starving

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