Dave Clark

BREAKING Trump will do such things, --
What they are, yet he knows not: but they shall be
The terrors of the earth.

Good morning

How about train travellers transfer to a (rocket powered?) monorail at Midi then cross the huge bridge to Nord?

I bet all 29 Communist League voters know each other, but often fall out

Rishi Sunak to advise Zelensky on Ukraine’s economic renewal The former PM has taken up an unpaid role as part President Volodymyr Zelensky’s International Advisory Council for the Economic Renewal of Ukraine.

Any chance we can persuade Liz Truss to advise Russia?

uk.news.yahoo.com/rishi-sunak-...

Flying visit. All's ok.

Flying visit I'm afraid. Will give more notice next time

As a Parisian who's back for a couple of days in his native north of England, it's reassuring to wake up to a far right candidate blaming les islamogauchistes for his defeat. Little taste of home

When I was in Washington my employer would pay my expenses by printing out a digital file in the form of a cheque and I would put it on my desk, take a picture of the paper cheque with my phone and upload it as a digital file to my banking app. We used the same bank and branch.

Can't they train it on noughts and crosses?

(My pop culture references are very old)

#HTL #NCLQAR

US airports generally the worst for everything but you can get hammered quite close to the gate in Miami, and they'll put your last beer in a plastic cup with a lid and straw if you get too close to departure and don't want to down it

Assume this ends in a duel or something

Always write them down and stick them somewhere prominent

Qu'ils mangent de la compute

Many rightly dunking on the sending US hospital ships to a place with Scandinavian healthcare. But bear in mind that mainland Danes live on average around eight years longer than Greenlanders, so not everything is going great (Doubt it's something that a couple of floating clinics will solve, mind)

Don't the Yanks think paracetamol gives your kid gills or something?

Is he between two ferns?

Cleopatra lived closer in time to 'yeet' being in the dictionary than to the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza.

I arrived in Kyiv on February 22, to help our bureau report on the imminent invasion. Apparently the Brussels press was better briefed than German intelligence?

Make it a full sphere you cowards

Now that the UK has arrested a prince will foreign taxi drivers stop asking me why we assassinated a princess?

British trade policy is so important that a retired envoy's just been arrested for allegedly leaking details of it

Famously, the Man in the Iron Mask stayed in a series of mid-market AirBnBs

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Belgian defense minister posted on X that Merz has actually now declared the death of FCAS, and Belgium will "reassess" its observer position.

Would've just stayed in the pub after breakfast

Was lost in deepest Wallonia a couple of months back, and couldn't get cash with can of pop at supermarket because my bank card was French