♠ — 𝙈𝙔 𝙒𝙊𝙍𝘿 𝙄𝙎 𝙁𝙄𝙉𝘼𝙇.

bans.nc

what happened oomf

[OOE]

"...h-heh... ow. ow..."

Their head slowly rises to look up at their beautiful wife. She's covered in so much of their ichor... Is she crying?

"...h-h-oney—"

They cough a bit.

"...why... do you look so... sad...?"

Everything hurts. But it doesn't matter.

They'll come back anyways, right?

bans.nc

NNNOOOOOOOOO

rokket

hey you guys should like
read this methinks

bans.nc

i concur

bans.nc

anyways

bans.nc

and yet, they knelt there at her side.

watching as the flower that made up their love began to wither away

with her death at their hands.

they knew they could beat Katsona. they knew they could beat Thanatos. that's why they did this, right? to get back at those who hate them? they have no love for Nat.

...or at least, they aren't /supposed/ to.
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and there they were. acting stupid again.

they gripped her hand so tightly, the pain of their own wounds slowly ebbing away as their body steadily recovered.

tears wet their cheeks and dripped to the floor, mixing with the golden ichor left on the floor.
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...how stupid.

love makes the heart do stupid, stupid things. doesn't matter who you are, what you are, or what you do.

it bleeds into every ounce of your being, erasing who you once were.

it rots and tears itself away, turning into even more intense, potent feelings. hatred, jealousy...
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kat.nc

he's scared because he knows his wife gonna come beat his ass

EliteRina

call me a despicable thief the way i

[NC, ooe]

"SPEAK YOUR SHIT, HONEY!!!!"

[ @thenatacoustic.bsky.social ]

Intro: "Finally! I've been looking for you~! I'm excited for you to get to face the /real/ me, unshackled by your wife's lesser form~"

Victory?:

"...Get up."

"GET UP. NOW. GET UP AND FIGHT."

"𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐃𝐈𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐄—!!"

"𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙁?!?𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝘾𝙊𝙒𝘼𝙍𝘿!!"

"..."

"...𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦..."

bans.nc

this mf is such a yapper bro 😭

[ @thegreatchaos.bsky.social ]

Intro: "I wasn't expecting the disgraced God of Chaos to go to war with Death, but I suppose just about anything can happen! Give me a good time, why don't you~?"

Victory: "Chaos holds no sway over Death. My victory was all but certain, but you put on a good show~!"

STOLEN!!! STOLEN!!! THIEVERY!!!

mostly doing spades but if katsona or thanatos are also applicable i'll do them as well

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bans.nc

bans.nc

did you use the lavender fabric softener this time i really like how that one smells

kat.nc

i concur

kat.nc

precisely!

kat.nc

yeah i think theyve got "i block your unblockable attack with my ultra super unbreakable mirror shield" levels of annoying powers

(probably nc) meanwhile, in the mind scape:

♥️: "Why does this keep happening to me? :("

bans.nc

i know what you (spades) are

bans.nc

normal answer

[NC]

":("

kat.nc

brain was like "yeah i gotta make spades annoying what's an annoying superpower"

instant/infinite regeneration was the first thing that came to mind

that's probably also why thanatos would lose. they just get exhausted trying to fight it.

kat.nc

CRYING????

kat.nc

spades misgenders thanatos and kat all the time because they hate them