ASH TREE LANE

The United States government has announced a partnership between all of their guys and all the tech guys to go "all in" building "The Molestron."

i don’t need the northern lights. i can just stare at the sun any time. way better

lovergf haha nooooo don't recreate puritanism under the guise of progressivism because you don't have critical thinking skills like for realliii stopppp haha erikalynae i fear we may have girlbossed a bit too close to the hays code

absolutely no question in my mind he's married to a chatbot

I'm out of water to take my Doing Stuff medicine but going to get water is a form of Doing Stuff

"i have arachnaphobia" ok dude just say youre a massive pussy next time. ill hire strippers with a normal amount of arms and eyes for your 2nd marriage bachelor party after this one fails because youre a boring puritan

Actual genius

When we have people over, their first glass of white wine is pure, everything after that is half wine/half water; no complaints for the last twenty years, also a lot less boring drunks.

Ik it’s not what he means but saying this right after the SNAP fiasco is just …

Smackdown vs Raw ad THQ PlayStation 2 2004

Smackdown vs Raw ad (2004)

#retro #art #gaming #WWE

You’re a “leftist?” Hold on a minute. It says here you used to offer “running lessons” in EverQuest where you’d convince newbies to /follow you and run them directly into a goblin cave to harvest their gear. I don’t seem to remember Marx mentioning that in Das Kapital

I love athletes. The casual efficiency of fidgety movements. The power of their limbs. The way their cores twist like mousetraps.

there's a message here that works well in the short form video era: eg: a clip of detectives on CSI or some shit "running the gun's serial number" then record-scratch: "this doesn't exist. republicans made this illegal. those records have to be kept on paper"

I hate conferences and I don't want to go but I have to go or everything I care about will probably die with me. I might get permanently kicked out of my first meeting with this group for upsetting the AI overlords. I don't even know if anyone is looking forward to seeing me. shrimp help me

Cowboys vs Cardinals tonight:

Why is Postal 2 the first game I've played in which there is a fully simulated mirror?

My father is grilling with a Fitzgeraldian vibe

At the risk of saying something controversial, I think that if the second step of your recipe is "chill for an hour", it should be illegal for the first step to contain the phrase "preheat your oven"

My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)

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[Rapoport] The fear heading into the MRI is that Tucker Kraft tore his ACL, source said. Just brutal. twitter.com/RapSheet/sta...

Photo of a ginger and white cat, conked out and curled up on a human lap.

HADS GABBYPENTIN

IGNOREZ BANGERZ

40 ish years of data now for puberty blockers being mostly problem free. No fucking idea about the risks of ozempic etc. but you crack on because hey nothings worse than being fat and ugly eh?

Saw a news report yesterday about children as young as 9 being given weight loss jabs on the NHS, and I think it shows just how utterly bullshit the “lack of research into long term impacts” excuse for banning puberty blockers for trans kids really was. It’s purely ideological.

Green Bay... Gray Bay? Green Gray?

Small wildlife pond in garden surrounded by decorate concrete wall blocks

closer view of wildlife pond

wildlife pond is now Fully Decorative. neighborhood busybodies can theoretically now relax

intentional gap to allow small frog access

Pumpkin thinks the tree skirt is a blanket. 😸🥺

Married her yesterday.