Brown Batz Futbol Club

Trump is too scared to get into a real War against the world and instead launches a Trade War. He’s the epitome of a Beta Male. Limp Dick Energy just like all his supporters.

For men over 40. The bigger flex is being able to run faster and run farther than men your age or younger than it is to out-lift or have bigger muscles. Strength (Old Man Strength) is the last to go, but speed and cardio already slowly went away in your twenties. ⚽️>🥎

Ok, Auntie. I will!!!!!!! 🖤

FACTS.

Hate them both but I’d still rather 🦅 over 🪓

Playing soccer, I literally fractured my ribs a couple months ago, and I didn’t miss any games because SOCCER IS LIFE!⚽️ #over40club

Exactly

FACTS.

“YOU MISS 100% OF THE SHOTS YOU DON’T TAKE.” -Wayne Gretzky

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What a beautiful sunny and 25 degree morning for our first ⚽️ game of the new season! Got my Shorts, T-Shirt, shin guards, and cleats ready to go!

Same! ✊🏽

Another white guy at work told me that I shouldn’t worry about Trump’s policies. Again, easy for him to say since he’s white and doesn’t have brown-skinned daughters.

It’s not even that he did it, it’s the crowd cheering

The Man In Black!!!!!

Carrie Underwood is part of The Anti-Christ Crew. She hid it well for so many years.

For the next 4 years, WE ARE AT WAR!

F*ck this Nazi.

From today, and every day that traitorous rapist sack of shit is corrupting our country, I will post #TrumpWillNeverBeMyPresident

Happy MLK Day and FDT! 🇺🇸

The Great White Fail.

We are now officially governed by a convicted felon. This is the beginning of the downfall of America. #america

The downfall of 🇺🇸

Accurate.

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It’s Championship Sunday here for my Sunday League Team. One more win and we’re the Champs! God, I love this game! ⚽️ #sundayleague #soccer

Well, Trump, Vivek and Elon says something smart for once.

Loving it!