Coach Finstock

It's wild. But it also clearly defines the kind of people who use AI at all. Incurious and lazy.

For Mahmoud Khalll, this past year has been marked by profound hardship-and by profound courage. A year ago, Mahmoud was walking home through our city after sharing an iftar with his wife Noor when he was detained by federal agents, flown to Louisiana, and then held in an ICE facility for months. In that time, he was forced to miss the birth of his first child. All of this for exercising his First Amendment rights in protesting the ongoing genocide in Palestine. And yet, even in the face of that cruelty, there has also been beauty. New Yorkers raising their voices in solidarity. A city refusing to look away. Mahmoud won his freedom, and a father was finally reunited with his child. Last night, as we marked the one year anniversary of his detention, Rama and I were honored to welcome Mahmoud, Noor, and their son Deen to Gracie Mansion to break our fast together. Mahmoud is a New Yorker, and he belongs in New York City.

In a dining room, five people eat, chat and smile around a table of food.

Iftar, Day 19

Yeah. Exactly.

Dude this is clearly a sockpuppet account. Every post you made since joining up was to agree with the jabroni who got into a tizzy about the spelling of a movie character

DeLillo had us so clocked

Firing up Claude to add punctuation to On The Road

A whole call and response passage capped with "before man was, war waited for him" and that's clunky? Dude

CLUNKY? Lol. Jesus mighty, you can tell how shit the writers are at the NYT if they think this is clunky.

Sulzberger realizing their audience is even dumber than he imagined and now he can fire every human working at the paper because the readers won't know the difference

If you have seen his work you know MacFarlane was one of the most thorough reporters when it came to every case following Jan 6

Baaaaahahahah. Not surprised, but happy to be right about who still reads that rag. Dumb motherfuckers who think they're smart that need talking points for brunch and lionize the people who work there.

Holy shit.

THIS IS INSANE

I will never understand why this dude has a job. The Seahawks spent a ton on Sam, Demarcus, and Cooper and won this year and the year before that the Eagles went and got Saquon and won. I mean those are the LAST TWO Superbowl winners, guy. You don't need to look back too far.

Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

Remember @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social said he's not a hard "no" on giving Trump more money for this dogshit. Our party is led by idiots and blood thirsty ogres

Oops! Looks like "Chicago Progressive Partnership" (the supposedly separate super PAC running this attack ad) just outed themselves and confirmed the speculation that it's the same group (AIPAC) behind the pro-Fine/anti-Biss super PAC "Elect Chicago Women" aka: ECW

"ECW: You are now opted-out..."

Ok I was wrong. Clearly AI is gaining sentience, this thing realized it was a Cybertruck and immediately tried to commit suicide from embarrassment

A guy with a forehead so sloped he looks like he could be in a Natural History Museum Diorama should maybe shut the fuck up

Game. Winner.

🥅 AT&T Net Cam

George Wallace tweet I have been released by the Oakland Raiders due to torn penis muscles, suffered while celebrating a great punt by a teammate. Dr. James Andrews sewed up all my penis muscles. I want to thank Oakland. They knew my penis muscles were a house of cards but still gave me a chance.

a lot of news happening the first day of NFL free agency

Here's a thread featuring clips of key moments from the DC Metropolitan Police body camera footage of the March 17, 2025 DOGE raid on the US Institute of Peace that I obtained as a result of my FOIA lawsuit:

I'm sorry what. The black community won't vote for someone who uses Christian language? Uhhhh

This is the tourist trap Chevron. Gas is expensive here in LA, sure, but this is their whole thing. Putting up exorbitant gas prices for people to take pictures of

my first published fiction since.... high school maybe?? im getting wild at the Hydra

Oh shit yeah that's true

Counterpoint: Whole Foods is owned by Amazon and Bezos and stealing from a company that underpays it's workers and forces drivers to piss in bottles and giving the finger to the guy who sank the WaPo is fine with me

No he's wrong. Whole Foods is Amazon