Coach Finstock

Jesus mighty, scream it from the rooftops

Black women are 90% Democratic... and Black men are 80%.

If the rest of the country shared our politics, we could HAVE social democracy and an actual left. Centrist Dems would be the conservative position!

We get yelled at by leftists with racist MAGA relatives who supported Trump. It's annoying.

We got a stew going

Having some of the most thoroughly redacted thoughts of my life.

This is at least the third attack on democratic official residences by right wing actors in under a year no?

there were the murders of the minnesotta state reps
the burning of the PA governor residence
and now this?

Carlos Boozer listed as a Dad and not DUKE LEGEND is sending me

I had a good friend who was a producer at Pixar for many years and she peaced out a couple years ago and everyone was shocked because the place looks amazing from afar but she said the absolute wrong people are making decisions and I guess that makes more sense now

Because the point of going to school is to learn things, not to use a dictation machine with the mental capacity of Jenny McCarthy.

Why is NPR platforming some lazy 18 year old, anyway

They're called terrorists @nbcnews.com

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

until act three the shark in Jaws doesn't even know people are mad at him. he's just hanging out

Anti-Semites have agency so I don't want to let them off the hook but at the same time the groups that were supposed to enforce the cordon sanitaire blew their credibility on attacking a guy who went to more bar mitzvahs than most of us as an anti-Semite.

This is so funny

this made me cackle all the way through

Michigan 😬

The only reason Semafor exists is because the Ben Smiths and Daves Wiegel convinced some rich turds they had something constructive to add to the media dung heap

They literally did this in the death camps during The Holocaust so I'm gonna remind everyone who caved and passed the bill to fund this stuff, it was @schumer.senate.gov. He spent YOUR tax money on this. Paying these men to bet on suicides. He should be on trial too.

<Vance running into the Oval screaming> They're Fight Clubbing us sir they're FIGHT CLUBBING US

Trump: Is that the one where Van Damme plays the Russian or is that the one where he's best friends with Ogre from the Nerds movies

Vance: The Brad Pitt movie

Trump: Ayatollah is aging in reverse?

Based on the tactical drone strikes I've seen from Iran (including hitting the CIA station in Saudi) I'm gonna say you're wrong, Beaverneck

Also. Nonzero chance Trump thinks this is Iraq, not Iran, and that these are SCUD missiles from 1991 and Saddam is in charge

It was fantastic lemme tell you. No one got hurt. They trashed the place though. Smashed the big glass windows and just wrecked shop

<Grabs the mic> Consultants mattered when there was nuance between the parties and platforms, you no longer need to pay someone to tell you to end the Gestapo, say Trans rights are human rights, and to prosecute war criminals and pedophiles, those are normal stances people already agree with.

The pundit class and the consultants would be out of work if we just listened to voters instead of trying to pitch to some fake ass electorate in a non existent purple district in Iowa. They are not helping anyone.

End their worthless careers with this one weird trick

An excellent addition to the genre

It's diner time. Found a place with a counter and vinyl booths and country fried steak and eggs. Check out Jack's Family Kitchen in South LA on Western. Been around since the 60s.

Hegseth is putting prompts in Claude like "Plan an attack that kills the most children" and that doesn't affect you since you're using it for other things. The 'hunters and sportsmen' of the gun debate. It's the 'guns don't kill people, bullets do' argument.

It’s weird that people online treat politics like sports, yet never learn the part where you’re allowed to be mad at your own team for blowing it.

couldn’t find an actual digital version so i just filmed my computer screen.

Fucking wild days around here.

Influential people speaking to normies still think this Trump shit is a joke