Coach Finstock

A LinkedIn listing for the Ruler of Iran, with Marco Rubio as the hiring team. THIS IS PARODY, AS MUCH AS THAT MEANS NOTHING THESE DAYS.

Ah shit

This is from Studio City. They blew up the prop planes from Top Gun. The one from 1986

I knew I always liked Sophia Brush

I remember realizing Americans sided with guns post Columbine and that bent my mind. Access to guns got even worse and the media turned shooters into celebrities and now my kid does active shooter drills in elementary schools. Imagine kids saying "active shooter drill" out loud like it's nothing

I know that I sound like a broken record but I think once this society was ok with accepting mass covid deaths just to be able to eat at Applebees then all bets were off.

Michael B Jordan winning the Oscar might kill Trump

Finding out that Disney just makes a meld of both candidates and just waits to add the wig on at the end. The AOC Vance one is gonna be a nightmare

Yeah

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I think it's time to start talking about what a Platner primary win would mean in terms of stepping on Democratic Party messaging NATIONALLY this November, which will presumably include a heavy focus on attacking:

--Secret Police
--Concentration Camps
--Gestapo-like tactics & fascism in general

8 bit RFK

Michael B. Jordan has won Best Actor at The Actor Awards for ‘SINNERS’.

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‘SINNERS’ has won Best Cast Ensemble at The Actor Awards.

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Like it looks more like Hillary than Trump now that Parker said it. This isn't even Donald Trump

This is crazy. That's totally Hillary Clinton

Nip forever

So we just live in a Black Mirror episode now huh

She waited until after BHM, how sweet

It's kind of funny that as he ages, Trump looks increasingly like the Disney Hall of Presidents robot from 2017 that I'm still convinced was originally a Hillary robot that had to be hastily refashioned after the election.

Oh my god dude you're totally right lmao

I thought this was Zuck when I first saw it (not complimentary)

Zuckerberg

Platner is running a campaign organized around the idea that he can talk to extremely racist working class white people on their terms and working class POC on their terms and everyone in between and not have that play and actually be like he’s empowering the racists and I just think it doesn’t work

I got my first suitcase from Ollies.

Try not to s your brothers d on Uncle Ricos boat this time

Jesus Christ, Ken, just oppose the war, not the process.

Exactly! Trump won on the margins of angry consumers, it wasn't culture war sycophants. He's fucked

Going to see this on Wednesday! Can't wait!

This shit is so good. Holy shit. I used to do a lot of t shirt screenprinting and it's like magic