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Football. Basketball. Cream cheese. Editor. Writer.

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A LinkedIn listing for the Ruler of Iran, with Marco Rubio as the hiring team. THIS IS PARODY, AS MUCH AS THAT MEANS NOTHING THESE DAYS.

A LinkedIn listing for the Ruler of Iran, with Marco Rubio as the hiring team. THIS IS PARODY, AS MUCH AS THAT MEANS NOTHING THESE DAYS.

Ah shit

02.03.2026 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 163    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is from Studio City. They blew up the prop planes from Top Gun. The one from 1986

02.03.2026 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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I knew I always liked Sophia Brush

02.03.2026 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 371    πŸ” 105    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 39

I remember realizing Americans sided with guns post Columbine and that bent my mind. Access to guns got even worse and the media turned shooters into celebrities and now my kid does active shooter drills in elementary schools. Imagine kids saying "active shooter drill" out loud like it's nothing

02.03.2026 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 315    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

I know that I sound like a broken record but I think once this society was ok with accepting mass covid deaths just to be able to eat at Applebees then all bets were off.

02.03.2026 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4588    πŸ” 1044    πŸ’¬ 76    πŸ“Œ 53

Michael B Jordan winning the Oscar might kill Trump

02.03.2026 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 231    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 8

Finding out that Disney just makes a meld of both candidates and just waits to add the wig on at the end. The AOC Vance one is gonna be a nightmare

02.03.2026 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 143    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah

bsky.app/profile/jimm...

02.03.2026 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it's time to start talking about what a Platner primary win would mean in terms of stepping on Democratic Party messaging NATIONALLY this November, which will presumably include a heavy focus on attacking:

--Secret Police
--Concentration Camps
--Gestapo-like tactics & fascism in general

02.03.2026 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 247    πŸ” 89    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 4

8 bit RFK

02.03.2026 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 90    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Michael B. Jordan has won Best Actor at The Actor Awards for β€˜SINNERS’.

See the full winners list: bit.ly/ActorWins26

02.03.2026 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1393    πŸ” 222    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 58
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β€˜SINNERS’ has won Best Cast Ensemble at The Actor Awards.

See the full winners list: bit.ly/ActorWins26

02.03.2026 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1873    πŸ” 376    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 39
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02.03.2026 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1998    πŸ” 170    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 9

Like it looks more like Hillary than Trump now that Parker said it. This isn't even Donald Trump

02.03.2026 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

This is crazy. That's totally Hillary Clinton

02.03.2026 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 335    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 0

Nip forever

02.03.2026 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So we just live in a Black Mirror episode now huh

02.03.2026 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3272    πŸ” 402    πŸ’¬ 131    πŸ“Œ 10

She waited until after BHM, how sweet

02.03.2026 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 134    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

It's kind of funny that as he ages, Trump looks increasingly like the Disney Hall of Presidents robot from 2017 that I'm still convinced was originally a Hillary robot that had to be hastily refashioned after the election.

02.03.2026 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2398    πŸ” 282    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 25

Oh my god dude you're totally right lmao

02.03.2026 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought this was Zuck when I first saw it (not complimentary)

02.03.2026 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Zuckerberg

02.03.2026 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Platner is running a campaign organized around the idea that he can talk to extremely racist working class white people on their terms and working class POC on their terms and everyone in between and not have that play and actually be like he’s empowering the racists and I just think it doesn’t work

01.03.2026 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 358    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 4

I got my first suitcase from Ollies.

02.03.2026 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Try not to s your brothers d on Uncle Ricos boat this time

02.03.2026 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus Christ, Ken, just oppose the war, not the process.

02.03.2026 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1827    πŸ” 202    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 10

Exactly! Trump won on the margins of angry consumers, it wasn't culture war sycophants. He's fucked

02.03.2026 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 85    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Going to see this on Wednesday! Can't wait!

01.03.2026 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This shit is so good. Holy shit. I used to do a lot of t shirt screenprinting and it's like magic

01.03.2026 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0