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moon, horror, plants, with a dash of disabled sass i take pictures of my food, sorry or you're welcome Texas 🀘🏻 - chargers/wishy washy packers fan 28 β€’ she/her β€’ OKπŸ“ hi im alex for interior design inquiries, paintings and blog info: linktr.ee/venaalex

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Makes what I spend on shrimp and scallops seem minuscule

03.03.2026 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess that's what mine was it's a little more than 3 lbs but fuck that seems steep

03.03.2026 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Twenty five dollar corned beef I am not even Irish

03.03.2026 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I will be have 11x14” prints of this painting soon :)

03.03.2026 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tubi Terrors: Stream These Great Female Performances in Horror for Women's History Month Exploring horror, film, and pop culture, all while celebrating the creators, history, and artistry that keep the genre alive.

Hey y’all, it’s #WomensHistoryMonth so I thought it would be fun to highlight 15 horror movies currently streaming on Tubi that feature incredible performances from a myriad of talented women: from-the-desk-of-the-horror-chick.ghost.io/tubi-terrors...

Shares/subs (free/paid) are hugely appreciated!

03.03.2026 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would like to be added to this list

03.03.2026 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my god!!

Since I've moved I haven't been subjected to the automatic ones and I very much appreciate it

03.03.2026 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate putting on mascara after a particularly bad bout of ripping out my eyelashes

03.03.2026 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate the automatic ones soooo much they're truly a torture device

03.03.2026 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Who can reply: anyone, nobody, people who can be normal about it.

Who can reply: anyone, nobody, people who can be normal about it.

trying out a new feature, lmk if it works

03.03.2026 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 5969    πŸ” 987    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

some things I definitely thought I'd do as an adult but never have and probably never will

β€’ attend a cocktail party at a bar with people from work
β€’ go to one of those fancy brunch places with people I am friends with
β€’ have one of those important badges that scan you in to places

03.03.2026 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*big hug* I completely understand that

I got a punishment bob throughout early elementary school because my hair would tangle too much. I always hated it. Hair is such an important part of who we are

03.03.2026 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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How I Learned To Love Myself Again After Hair Loss A look into some of the more mentally taxing and emotional year and a half of my hair regrowth journey after losing much of it to an arthritis medication.

it's really wild how far I've come with my hair since most of it fell out

and most of y'all weren't even around so here's a blast from the past mylifemymigraine.com/2022/09/17/h...

03.03.2026 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Handful of pieces still for sale I can ship them out right away!!

03.03.2026 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And non derogatory at all

I would have greatly enjoying growing up to be An Adult Whore I think I would've been an excellent Problem

being sick is no fun

03.03.2026 05:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's always just a little funny a little on the nose people meet me now and have this "good people don't deserve to be so sick" vibe about how they talk to me

like you have to realize some of us were total train wrecks

03.03.2026 05:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And of course under the assumption someone I know may come across this

I will also clarify that there shall be no further clarity because I have checked and all the boys from all the stairwells have all married

this is now a guessing game

03.03.2026 05:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(there was nothing wrong with this kid I just didn't treat people badly based on the bad shit that happened in their lives)

(I was also at the top of my class and my teachers never understood why I would hang out with people Like That not realizing I was also Like That Too)

03.03.2026 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

just found out one of the degenerate fuck ups who quote "never was going to do anything with his life" who I used to hook up with in a back stairwell is doing well happily married nice looking family and life

wonder how all those teachers feel now, knowing I was the degenerate fuck up all along

03.03.2026 05:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think the consensus is that this isn't really a "this is AI" argument and more a photo editing argument piled on top of failure to credit people with their work

And I'm not sure if the first half of that is any of our business

03.03.2026 05:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll be honest I still do not understand this at all but maybe one of you does and I know I shared the post being mentioned because I thought it looked like a cool bird. Still a cool bird, but I'm really confused

03.03.2026 05:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Drive In and Die

03.03.2026 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

licked

03.03.2026 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

but I did get paid once to write about that girl who kicked toilet seats

lots of folks didn't like the mighty

I get it

But I know they did a lot of good for a lot of people who had never had a community space like that before.

I hope they're all okay these days

03.03.2026 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it's wild thinking back how far I've come since those days

just before Covid hit I was one of the earliest paid writers for them, had been one of the first community leaders. We were really going places. Covid just broke that all apart

03.03.2026 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

one time

ha

so I used to publish for The Mighty and pieces got picked up by yahoo

I used to get calls from teachers that my face was all over all the computers in the lab

they really thought I was famous for writing about migraine

03.03.2026 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

wow I forgot what it was like to share my work and actually have people read it and see it and maybe I'll do that a little more often

03.03.2026 04:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Ellie the opossum crawling on a fence. she is 10 months old currently

Ellie the opossum crawling on a fence. she is 10 months old currently

Ellie the opossum at 3 months old last year

Ellie the opossum at 3 months old last year

happy to report that Cincinnati zoo has an orphaned opossum named Ellie as an animal ambassador and she is adorable

02.03.2026 07:57 β€” πŸ‘ 407    πŸ” 66    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 4
a gummy worm on a leaf next to more nature

a gummy worm on a leaf next to more nature

nature is so beautiful

02.03.2026 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 686    πŸ” 160    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 5

r0 on your sneezes is impeccable

03.03.2026 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0