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@hemingwaymuse.bsky.social

moon, horror, plants, with a dash of disabled sass i take pictures of my food, sorry or you're welcome Texas 🀘🏻 - chargers/wishy washy packers fan 28 β€’ she/her β€’ OKπŸ“ hi im alex for interior design inquiries, paintings and blog info: linktr.ee/venaalex

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And non derogatory at all

I would have greatly enjoying growing up to be An Adult Whore I think I would've been an excellent Problem

being sick is no fun

03.03.2026 05:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's always just a little funny a little on the nose people meet me now and have this "good people don't deserve to be so sick" vibe about how they talk to me

like you have to realize some of us were total train wrecks

03.03.2026 05:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And of course under the assumption someone I know may come across this

I will also clarify that there shall be no further clarity because I have checked and all the boys from all the stairwells have all married

this is now a guessing game

03.03.2026 05:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(there was nothing wrong with this kid I just didn't treat people badly based on the bad shit that happened in their lives)

(I was also at the top of my class and my teachers never understood why I would hang out with people Like That not realizing I was also Like That Too)

03.03.2026 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

just found out one of the degenerate fuck ups who quote "never was going to do anything with his life" who I used to hook up with in a back stairwell is doing well happily married nice looking family and life

wonder how all those teachers feel now, knowing I was the degenerate fuck up all along

03.03.2026 05:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think the consensus is that this isn't really a "this is AI" argument and more a photo editing argument piled on top of failure to credit people with their work

And I'm not sure if the first half of that is any of our business

03.03.2026 05:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll be honest I still do not understand this at all but maybe one of you does and I know I shared the post being mentioned because I thought it looked like a cool bird. Still a cool bird, but I'm really confused

03.03.2026 05:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Drive In and Die

03.03.2026 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

licked

03.03.2026 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

but I did get paid once to write about that girl who kicked toilet seats

lots of folks didn't like the mighty

I get it

But I know they did a lot of good for a lot of people who had never had a community space like that before.

I hope they're all okay these days

03.03.2026 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it's wild thinking back how far I've come since those days

just before Covid hit I was one of the earliest paid writers for them, had been one of the first community leaders. We were really going places. Covid just broke that all apart

03.03.2026 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

one time

ha

so I used to publish for The Mighty and pieces got picked up by yahoo

I used to get calls from teachers that my face was all over all the computers in the lab

they really thought I was famous for writing about migraine

03.03.2026 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

wow I forgot what it was like to share my work and actually have people read it and see it and maybe I'll do that a little more often

03.03.2026 04:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Ellie the opossum crawling on a fence. she is 10 months old currently

Ellie the opossum crawling on a fence. she is 10 months old currently

Ellie the opossum at 3 months old last year

Ellie the opossum at 3 months old last year

happy to report that Cincinnati zoo has an orphaned opossum named Ellie as an animal ambassador and she is adorable

02.03.2026 07:57 β€” πŸ‘ 369    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 4
a gummy worm on a leaf next to more nature

a gummy worm on a leaf next to more nature

nature is so beautiful

02.03.2026 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 645    πŸ” 152    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 5

r0 on your sneezes is impeccable

03.03.2026 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
my hands holding the cup with the blue and green floral pattern. inside is filled with moss of different shades of green. on the top are 2 stained glass pieces: 1 is a mushroom with a purple cap & cream colored stem, the other is a little snail with a green shell. all of the stained glass is finished in black patina

my hands holding the cup with the blue and green floral pattern. inside is filled with moss of different shades of green. on the top are 2 stained glass pieces: 1 is a mushroom with a purple cap & cream colored stem, the other is a little snail with a green shell. all of the stained glass is finished in black patina

my hand holding a macrame snail with a white body and brown shell

my hand holding a macrame snail with a white body and brown shell

a stained glass snail plant stake. the snail has a white body and blue/green conical shell. it’s finished in black patina

a stained glass snail plant stake. the snail has a white body and blue/green conical shell. it’s finished in black patina

2 small stained glass snails staked in a black, rectangular planter. one snail is has a black shell and the other has a light pink shell. they’re both finished in black patina

2 small stained glass snails staked in a black, rectangular planter. one snail is has a black shell and the other has a light pink shell. they’re both finished in black patina

artists! show me your snails🐌

03.03.2026 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A 99.8% waxing gibbous moon over a palm tree sillouette

A 99.8% waxing gibbous moon over a palm tree sillouette

Kinda cool I get to drive towards this for 2 hours. Good way to start a bad week.

03.03.2026 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 228    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

you really can hustle across a continent when you have vehicles instead of being a 13 ton lizard

03.03.2026 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this really is the same plot as Dinosaur

they're basically Aladar with the little monkey en towe

03.03.2026 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

✨✨Happy LIQUIDATION SALE SUNDAY ✨✨

I am clearing out my inventory and it's a great time to snag something for 50% off OR MORE

Comment "sold" and I'll message you

Add $5 for shipping, I can take PayPal or Venmo

(Shares are appreciated)

01.03.2026 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 4

now seated for Greenland

an end of the world movie

of which, we all only learned about because they made a second movie

03.03.2026 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No I am building an impenetrable wall of meat

03.03.2026 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you, I sure hope so

03.03.2026 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope all 5 of the offensive linemen that will be drafted by the chargers next month are having a very big dinner tonight and every night I have big plans for you boys

03.03.2026 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

surely yall want to see it too bsky.app/profile/hemi...

03.03.2026 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How I Learned To Love Myself Again After Hair Loss A look into some of the more mentally taxing and emotional year and a half of my hair regrowth journey after losing much of it to an arthritis medication.

it's really wild how far I've come with my hair since most of it fell out

and most of y'all weren't even around so here's a blast from the past mylifemymigraine.com/2022/09/17/h...

03.03.2026 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Guess it helps to have been born in the cheese state

03.03.2026 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I even have a cheese thing on my key chain

03.03.2026 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate to be the bearer of bad news

but someone already has

where do you think I got all this cheese

03.03.2026 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0