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botanical barbie

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moon, horror, plants, with a dash of disabled sass i take pictures of my food, sorry or you're welcome Texas 🀘🏻 - chargers/wishy washy packers fan 28 β€’ she/her β€’ OKπŸ“ hi im alex for interior design inquiries, paintings and blog info: linktr.ee/venaalex

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They don't always get along

01.03.2026 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh they're around you just have to watch for them

01.03.2026 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I look forward to you meeting the rest of the crew

01.03.2026 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Much later than it used to be, I don't want him up in our tornados lol

And that's Bruce, he's a year round resident. He was the first of the skeletons

01.03.2026 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Shaped like a record standing on end, a mirrored blue circle with a crosley labels surrounding a spinning center radio dial, it stands on two silver balls and hand cassette player in the back out of view

Shaped like a record standing on end, a mirrored blue circle with a crosley labels surrounding a spinning center radio dial, it stands on two silver balls and hand cassette player in the back out of view

Came across one of these today and am full of regret having not gotten it

01.03.2026 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah meet Klaus

bsky.app/profile/hemi...

01.03.2026 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Your First Walk Around the Yard 2026 🌱 | Alex's Migraine Journey Get more from Alex's Migraine Journey on Patreon

we're back outside come join along for the fun as I kick off year two in this gardening journey www.patreon.com/posts/151906...

28.02.2026 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the first thing most people say to me when we meet is

"I just love your skeleton"

even when he's away

he's the real star here

01.03.2026 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
A large pot simmering making a reduction it's a deep brown color

A large pot simmering making a reduction it's a deep brown color

My rubber spatula dripping in thick bbq sauce over the glass storage container I've put the sauce into

My rubber spatula dripping in thick bbq sauce over the glass storage container I've put the sauce into

I made bbq sauce

28.02.2026 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Your First Walk Around the Yard 2026 🌱 | Alex's Migraine Journey Get more from Alex's Migraine Journey on Patreon

we're back outside come join along for the fun as I kick off year two in this gardening journey www.patreon.com/posts/151906...

28.02.2026 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe he'll change his mind and just bring it over he's just around the corner

28.02.2026 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

found a fantastic vice for the workbench at a garage sale and HE WASNT SELLING I've never been so sad

28.02.2026 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Black puppy in a blue chair holding a little two bone between his feet

Black puppy in a blue chair holding a little two bone between his feet

Emergency puppy photo

28.02.2026 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 987    πŸ” 108    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 3

free note to everyone: you can just say we shouldn’t be bombing Iran rather than pretending this would be fine if Trump explained himself better

28.02.2026 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2718    πŸ” 630    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 19

appropriate time for a Natty Lite

28.02.2026 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Trying to take a photo of my holding my giant yucca in my arms, one leaf dangles down directly cutting off the view of me and my body and me holding the plant

Trying to take a photo of my holding my giant yucca in my arms, one leaf dangles down directly cutting off the view of me and my body and me holding the plant

My two large yuccas out on the porch the big floppy green one and the not really a yucca green and pink one

My two large yuccas out on the porch the big floppy green one and the not really a yucca green and pink one

photobombed by my own plant

field trip to the outsides

28.02.2026 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

some someone say folks are tired are going online to end up being parented by strangers

and if that isn't the fucking truth my god

like I know I am, I post my lil stuff and log right back out atp

28.02.2026 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A large red bloody heart features the movie title and lead actor names Katherine Langford and Charlie Plummer with the tag "an explosive love story"

The two leads lean their heads together below the heart

A large red bloody heart features the movie title and lead actor names Katherine Langford and Charlie Plummer with the tag "an explosive love story" The two leads lean their heads together below the heart

damn okay this is kind of a horror movie

tonight's horror viewing: spontaneous (2020) ✨

28.02.2026 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

TIL Katherine Langford (13 reasons) is related to Josephine Langford (After movies)

28.02.2026 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm glad you're sensible in these aspirations

Nothing goes on here so we have to bring the party

Although, with you here I'd have someone to take to the cowboys bar a few towns over

28.02.2026 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if you bought the house you'd be between me and one of my wild blue haired friends oh my god we would rule the town Marcy

And you can open your own dental clinic we don't have one in town see perfect fit.

28.02.2026 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Seventy eight thousand dollar house for sale down the street looks real nice come be my neighbor

28.02.2026 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

not because age is bad

But because I lost my entire adult life to chronic illness

and I had ideas of what life could look like

and it wasn't this

28.02.2026 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

wracking my brain trying to understand how I could possibly cash a 30 year savings bond next year when I am only 28

realizing I will be turning 30 next year is absolutely horrifying

28.02.2026 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

neighbors niece is throwing a FIT because moms talkin too much and she wants to go HOME

and honestly

very relatable

28.02.2026 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you don’t think you know anyone with long covid what you really mean is that people are uncomfortable sharing their health status with you or there are people who have dropped out of your life (due to illness) that you haven’t checked up on.

19.02.2026 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 405    πŸ” 141    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 7

do you post art or your photography or your silly pets or projects or food or horror or things your right about or little poems or anything outside of the political realm?

tell me about it show it to me I'd like to follow some fresh accounts

27.02.2026 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
a bare bones outline sketch of a white fawn with wings against a white background, with big white antlers with green moss and pink dogwood blossoms covering them, and a dark blue mist around its head, and the handwritten text in black β€œremember you WILL die. remember to LIVE”. this is a snawfus, cryptid from the Ozark mountains of Missouri and Arkansas, a flying white deer that generates blue mist or fog and is sometimes associated with death or seen as an omen/portent of death or doom

a bare bones outline sketch of a white fawn with wings against a white background, with big white antlers with green moss and pink dogwood blossoms covering them, and a dark blue mist around its head, and the handwritten text in black β€œremember you WILL die. remember to LIVE”. this is a snawfus, cryptid from the Ozark mountains of Missouri and Arkansas, a flying white deer that generates blue mist or fog and is sometimes associated with death or seen as an omen/portent of death or doom

fuck it, half finished memento mori snawfus from my procreate gallery

27.02.2026 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

these are the best bc every part can be store bought and you just spread a lil sauce on the tortilla, top with pulled pork and cheese. Roll into greased pan (spritz with a lil more oil) bake until it smells yummy

Remove when edges begin to brown top with pico, sour cream and bbq sauce

28.02.2026 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ty to friends who sent $175 and $25! been paying as i go to keep another eviction at bay for now but after fees, refilling meds, & motel checking their math I’m at:

🚨🏠 $970 overdue motel, $370 by tmrw
+ $400 more due Monday

anything and everything helps πŸ«‘πŸ’ž

ko-fi.com/katiwithoutt...

28.02.2026 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0