Before I got my diagnosis, I'd call myself peer-reviewed 😂

everything that my mom thought would cause autism is delicious.
sugar? delicious.
gluten? delicious.
msg? delicious.
vaccines? believe it or not, delicious.

do you also sometimes dream of being semi-rich just so that you can donate to, commission or shop from every artist you see online

Terrible Game Idea: It's just an app that displays a particular playing card on your phone in full-screen. You need 52 identical phones to play a standard card game.

I hate when I fall down the stairs without my Fitbit on.

“Ok, so, here’s the thing...” - me reluctantly lending someone my Blu-ray of my favourite John Carpenter film

The reading nook omg 😍😍😍

“I never see you at the club”

Yeah well I never see you at the local game store.

My favorite thing to do in Minecraft is to go into creative mode and make villages all pretty & safe

Love this game! I had a lot of fun with it!

Books

👏GIVE 👏THE 👏OTHER 👏49 👏STATES 👏THEIR 👏OWN 👏CHAINSAW 👏MASSACRE 👏MOVIES

this cat is taking care of his family in difficult curcumstances by hunting down every hair tie in the household to feed us and getting enraged at the ingratitude when we don't eat

Saying that elden ring should have an easy mode in a room full of men just to feel something

disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.

phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no

[The Odyssey except everyone is a dog]

SIRENS: awOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOooooOOOOoooo

ODYSSEUS: *furiously tugging on leash* aawwwOOOOOooooooo

Unhinged but thank you for your bravery

How many times do we need to explain that whilst it may LOOK like the inventory of a small library, it is in fact our Christmas wish list ✨

“Imagine dragons” I don’t need to. I’ve read dragonology. I’ve felt their scales

animal crossing really popped off when they made deer villagers

The biggest advantage of being poor as fuck is that my gaming backlog doesn't get any bigger

open world games taught me that I’d rather pick flowers for 80 hours than finish anything important.