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Urban Richard Simmons

@winwhite97.bsky.social

Big, black and mean faced. God of Mischief. I really like dinosaurs. Burdened with glorious purpose. SUPERBOY NASM CPT&NavyVet (sorta gay, sorta dumb.. but not really)

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Fall. In. Line!

29.10.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@mrambitious.bsky.social has come back to X!

What’s stopping you?

29.10.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman wearing a silver jacket stands in a crowd of people ALT: a woman wearing a silver jacket stands in a crowd of people

I’ll be back in a few days..

Y’all know what I want.

26.10.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This app is an eyesore #ComeBackToX πŸ₯Ί

30.09.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 82

No! Let them ho’s fight!

25.09.2025 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ JUST COME BACK!!

25.09.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gay

19.09.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

01.09.2025 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

So y’all ho’s and ran through, got it.

29.08.2025 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Come the fuck back!

28.08.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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You a ho and you ran through if you don’t come back to X tonight.

28.08.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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COME BACK TO X
COME BACK TO X
COME BACK TO X
COME BACK TO X
COME BACK TO X
COME BACK TO X
COME BACK TO X
COME BACK TOβ€”

19.08.2025 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Girl shut up

09.08.2025 06:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We need to hang soon!

08.08.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is X behavior

08.08.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh dear

07.08.2025 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Selfish AF πŸ™„

07.08.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I tried! An honest try too!

07.08.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m already bored πŸ™„

07.08.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Can y’all come back to X

07.08.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 90    πŸ“Œ 171
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Mr. Fitness Influencer???

08.07.2025 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Heyyy

08.07.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ho is you cool?

11.03.2025 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Super Strength Indestructible Skin Sexual Confusion

21.02.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hiding from Arnold, chile.

24.01.2025 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
09.01.2025 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
This meme features a still from American Horror Story: Coven. The character in the image is Fiona Goode, portrayed by Jessica Lange. She is shown mid-dialogue, with an intense, almost menacing expression. Her hair is styled in a classic blonde bob, and she wears earrings. The lighting emphasizes her sharp features, adding drama to the scene. The text at the bottom reads:

β€œThere’s not going to be cheap groceries, you stupid slut.”

This is clearly edited and not part of the original script, playing off Fiona’s commanding and cutting persona. The caption humorously juxtaposes her dramatic intensity with an absurd and mundane statement, a hallmark of meme culture.

This meme features a still from American Horror Story: Coven. The character in the image is Fiona Goode, portrayed by Jessica Lange. She is shown mid-dialogue, with an intense, almost menacing expression. Her hair is styled in a classic blonde bob, and she wears earrings. The lighting emphasizes her sharp features, adding drama to the scene. The text at the bottom reads: β€œThere’s not going to be cheap groceries, you stupid slut.” This is clearly edited and not part of the original script, playing off Fiona’s commanding and cutting persona. The caption humorously juxtaposes her dramatic intensity with an absurd and mundane statement, a hallmark of meme culture.

Y’all still talking about cheap groceries

07.01.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 566    πŸ” 188    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 14
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nobody:

air & fire signs:

06.01.2025 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 353    πŸ” 113    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 78
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a woman in a gray dress is saying happy birthday . ALT: a woman in a gray dress is saying happy birthday .

Hope it was amazing 🧑

06.01.2025 09:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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