Urban Richard Simmons winwhite97

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Bald people go to the barber?

05.03.2026 02:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Special guest stars just pop up on screen baby 🙂‍↕️

01.03.2026 16:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This is why diets need to be abolished and moderation should just be the practice

01.03.2026 15:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

39?! DAYUM!

13.02.2026 15:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Y’all got your Valentimes?

12.02.2026 03:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me? I’m considering an open relationship.

11.01.2026 17:36 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m here to tweet behind my former friend boy’s back!

10.01.2026 18:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Update: whole lotta “uh-ohs” (facetiously) in ‘26

10.01.2026 05:15 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My girls 🥹

10.01.2026 05:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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25.12.2025 14:25 — 👍 44 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1

All I want for Christmas is for y’all to come back to X

25.12.2025 17:41 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Happy Turkey Day!

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COME BACK TO X OR ELSE

27.11.2025 17:19 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

X is back working guys, come back!

18.11.2025 16:05 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 2

I thought you loved me.

05.11.2025 14:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bring y’all asses BACK to X

05.11.2025 14:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Fall. In. Line!

29.10.2025 20:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@mrambitious.bsky.social has come back to X!

What’s stopping you?

29.10.2025 20:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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I’ll be back in a few days..

Y’all know what I want.

26.10.2025 22:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This app is an eyesore #ComeBackToX 🥺

30.09.2025 22:55 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 27 📌 78

No! Let them ho’s fight!

25.09.2025 01:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 JUST COME BACK!!

25.09.2025 01:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Gay

19.09.2025 17:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

01.09.2025 03:45 — 👍 23 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 0

So y’all ho’s and ran through, got it.

29.08.2025 01:16 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Come the fuck back!

28.08.2025 21:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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You a ho and you ran through if you don’t come back to X tonight.

28.08.2025 21:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 2

COME BACK TO X
COME BACK TO X
COME BACK TO X
COME BACK TO X
COME BACK TO X
COME BACK TO X
COME BACK TO X
COME BACK TO—

19.08.2025 13:36 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 1

Girl shut up

09.08.2025 06:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We need to hang soon!

08.08.2025 18:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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