Andrew Sherman

Last night I dreamed I got an email about my "Moana Wrapped" for the year and I opened it and it just said "you've watched Moana 0 times this year."

I'd be more concerned about Jay Graber being replaced as CEO of bluesky in a thinly veiled power move if I respected Jay Graber to begin with

sell seven million copies? layoffs

By God, that's Ral Zarek's Pose

Ral Zarek Card

Strixhaven Ral Zarek

Not even being turned into a Black White Professor can prevent my man from standing like an absolute doofus.

people have got to realize that we are not getting Medicare for All without taxing the middle class. we are not getting free child care without taxing the middle class. we are not getting better schools and free college without taxing the middle class.

I make $95,000 a year. raise my taxes, please.

I am one of the competitors on this!! will I be the guy-llionaire or will I forget any guy I’ve ever known? How mad will we get at certain categories? Do you want to learn sports fun facts??? Of course you do go listen

I always thought that my peers who talked about how hard it was not to talk about their AP Projects were being dramatic, but now I'm stuck with the realization that I'm not allowed to say the phrase "___ ___ a _____ on ____" out loud and it's driving me crazy.

It's real.

Yes you can watch Sam and I wrap up our run of ROAD TO EMPRESS over at moonshot.mov!

Timothy Olyphant Goku: you best leave my boy alone and get outta here if you know what’s good for you

Walton Goggins Vegeta: I reckon there’s more fun to be had on this here rock

Danny McBride Nappa: I came here with 10 tons of kick and I intend to see it delivered to your ass

Screenshot from the video game Persona 4. In the halls of Yasogami High, the protagonist talks to a male student labeled "Stylish student". His dialogue window reads: "Hanging out with women, going on dates with them, that's fine. Killing them? Not so much."

happy international women's day

Hey @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social if you send more of my tax money to this, I will spend so much of my free time being in your ass about sending my tax money to bomb little girls trying to get an education. And I won't stop after they can your ass. You and Trump are no different if you do this.

we bag on the boomers a lot, but they dealt with their mid-life crisis in a good and normal way (buying a red sports car and having an affair with their secretary) whereas Gen X is all "maybe this next genocide will finally make them bring back the square spongebread cafeteria pizza"

digimon fan who's never heard of a werewolf watching horror movies: oh my god he's turning into some sort of WereGarurumon

They knew you'd quote tweet it and say gamer twice. You played yourself.

Now more than ever I’m convinced losing Anthony Bourdain meant we lost probably the biggest person on tv who advocated for the wonders of meeting new people and calling anyone online who hated learning new cultures the children they were, ruthlessly to the camera.

. @ChipotleTweets I ordered these burritos 15 minutes apart from the same store today. The one on the left I ordered in person and it's twice the size as the one on the right (online order). My online order is always significantly smaller. Every time. Stop ripping us off. CHIPOTLE Mike Herbert @ son if you want a big one you gotta look the burrito man in the eye. Not order some WiFi burrito.

This is the perfect tangible metaphor for AI.

we have gotten into the meat of the amv playlist (animashes and all the things she said amvs)

Yeah dude

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usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”

Yes, katanas exist to satisfy a podcaster mindset.

I'm going to be honest I don't think "you're supposed to pity and hate Walter at every step of the way" is a particularly deep reading of Breaking Bad either

SAVE THE DATE: Thursday, March 12th will be STELLATHON: A FUNDRAISER FOR YOUR COOL ONLINE FRIEND.

Games streamers! Artists! Storytellers! Giveaways, baby! Participants will be revealed throughout the next week.

Let’s get @antlervel.vet her money back!

Poster by @yotsuben.bsky.social.

A screenshot of a tiktok comment: “shout out Thirsty Sword Lesbians too!! It’s so rare to be able to play a game by and for queer women!!!”

I’m very sorry, but if you think it’s “rare” to play a ttrpg by and for queer women, you have simply not looked at the hobby for more than eight seconds

An image of Lae'zel caressing the Gith egg with the caption "My child will not be allowed to use chat gpt. He will be smarter and stronger than the other children and he will kill them easily."

Unveilings

Unveiling a new project that I’m very exicted about. And some other, more personal things… jaybushman.kit.com/posts/unveil...