Andrew Sherman

homestuck anime-onlys is an insane concept

I'm so glad they're committing to two cigars

I'm tired of people pretending that Homestuck is a difficult concept to grasp. It's about a group of kids fighting an invasion of evil toilets with singing heads inside them.

skelly from chrono cross

oda introducing brook during thriller bark

Dm me your bribes

I am going to let Riley tell me about whatever they want for a couple of hours. But I got to pick where they're gonna do it.

"I Got 4 White Girlfriends": Shaquille O’Neal Gets Real On His Polyamorous Relationship Shaquille O’Neal jokes about “four white girls” and why marriage still scares him senseless.

dying laughing at the image of four women tending to Shaq like he's a Gundam in the maintenance bay

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Hideo Kojima goes to the ballgame

Gonna run a panel at a con called "How To Make An ARG Character That Doesn't Sound Like They're In A Video You Watch Before Getting On A Ride"

every screenshot of the new King of the Hill kicks off the same chain of thought:

everything is reboots and remakes, probably sucks ➡️ no, it can still be good despite being a reboot ➡️ [void] ➡️ what if Goku was Mormon

You need *at least* six to eight episodes to get past whatever the initial idea of the characters was in a sitcom pilot, and then start whittling down and adding bits so you can get to the good stuff. By that point, most streaming comedies are done with their first season.

Disbelief

My borrow is a 9* speed El Condor Pasa if that helps

One Piece fans online are insufferable but they also gave us the Croco-Mom theory so I can't be too mad at them.

If a game is published by Xbox Games and you have not seen gameplay, assume it will be canceled.

There are exceptions to this rule but not many.

One Piece fans are silly. Tritoma definitely isn't going to be Luffy's mom. She's Luffy's Grandmother. She's Crocodile's mom.

I got alived today

Birthday

The reason the Dems are a failed party is because they have collectively decided that the best policy for any issue is a halfway compromise between a good idea and fascist bigotry, rather than fighting for any sort of coherent ethical framework

Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.

here's @lotusloveslotus.bsky.social off the top rope with this take about KFC

Tesla Cybertrucks Wanted By Air Force As Missile Targets The Air Force says enemies may use Cybertrucks in the future, so its Test Center needs to add them to its live fire target fleet.

Same.

This really feels like a defining post of our time

It just hits different on that little speaker.

I try to remember that I come at this as a writer, and as somebody who has always been comfortable with language, and a lot of people aren't. But doing your best to communicate as yourself to the best of your ability still seems better to me than "optimizing" conversations with your loved ones.

Updating my spreadsheet

i wish naruto was like. half as good as the best naruto ops make you think naruto is

Naomi Wolf going "No! No!!" at a picture of a stuffed teddy bear wearing a little mask

the further we get from the initial covid outbreak the more i feel a genuine calling to cast the naomi wolf freaking out at a stanley bear tweet in bronze so that future generations have physical, lasting proof that this was an era of extremely dumb people