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And Alex had never heard Check Yes, Juliet wymmmmmm

free name for a drag queen lich: velsha rooney mara

Love the gen 10 starters

I wish Gabby Windey's win on Traitors wasn't treated as a footnote to Dylan Efron because we really need a more celebrated queer win on this fucking game.

daddy loves to goon

I feel very bad and self destructive but screaming at the void takes some of the edge off a bit so don't mind me

Disco makes me so happy 🪩

You ever just eat spoonfuls of tang powder? I havent, but if I did, it was good!

I will be thinking about her forever

I think I should commit to being unhinged for real instead of as a bit

Happy Valentine's Day. Using dating apps to find friends only should be banned and it's own, separate app.

i feel like I'm 13 (derogatory) because no lyric has hit as hard as "I know how to hurt myself on you" and now im livejournaling about it.

Im sorry but im lowkey obsessed with this diva she's so millennial cringe not like other girls in a fun way. Like this is Boxxy's main.

Learning about Mamdani's anti-snow day stance has sent me crashing out about Hoku's "Another Dumb Blonde," peaking at #27 on Billboard but "Perfect Day" never charting at all. "Another Dumb Blonde" is a banger and deserves it but no one remembers it in comparison!!

When you think about it, Ashley Tisdale is the straight Ginger Minj now

hit tweet or whatever its called in the work slack 😌

being a hunter in vanilla wow is so real

Jacob I'm sorry to say I do not want any boys back in town today. (They were, however.)

Happy Birthday!

one thing i miss about working for cr*t*&b*rr*l is being able to "accidentally" shatter a wine glass whenever I needed to release some steam

and just to be clear, sorcerers didn't exist in D&D until 2000 with 3e

she made me everything i am

Ate saag paneer that i left on my desk for four hours wish me luuuuuuck

For someone who is a notorious picky eater, its crazy that Im such a Big Cilantro Guy(tm)

Love that the french had adapted "yap" as "blablater" or "faire des blablas."

blizzard wtf this is so fucking haunting

Take a bus up to NYC for the first time in a minute. Love the energy of the Bus Driver. "Maybe we'll do a rest stop. Depending on traffic. If you're good."

Im a purse gay now

As much as I like LA the strip mall of it all still weirds me out a bit but support local business I guess!!!

"hey matt I heard your depression is hitting pretty hard tonight how bad is it?"
"i'm listening to katy perry demos"

Im sorry but a phone call will never be more efficient than a text or e-mail.