@eldritchvirgo.bsky.social
TTRPGs / Drag / Video Games / Art / Probably More Things 33, he/him, she/they in drag 📍Washington D.C
I mean "Socially Liberal, Fiscally Conservative" was already an oxymoron but we should really start calling that latter half "Fiscally Fascist."
05.08.2025 16:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
i cant stop thinking about her...
04.08.2025 15:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes
03.08.2025 17:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Really gotta start reading profiles instead of just swiping on looks
03.08.2025 16:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The "And Thats The Tea" line from the end of Rate-A-Queens has become such a vocal stim to me now I just say it to myself for no reason
31.07.2025 18:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sneezed and pulled every muscle in my body
31.07.2025 16:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0idk how to tell you this but watching an A24 film is not a personality.
30.07.2025 16:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0that mercury do be retrogradin.
28.07.2025 16:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i want credit card companies to know the more mandatory app updates they require the less money I am going to give them
26.07.2025 15:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My name is matt and I'm addicted to exclamation points in e-mails!
24.07.2025 18:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I have NO idea how to use a kitchen blender.
23.07.2025 02:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Feeling so smart that Blender (3D modeling softwear, not the basic kitchen appliance) is starting to make sense to me.
23.07.2025 02:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If all the twinks experienced twink death at the same time it would be a mass extwinktion event
22.07.2025 18:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0somedays I wake up and still can't believe I participated in a 30 drag performer open mic show
21.07.2025 19:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wanna live in a world where Bosco and Lydia were the top two.
19.07.2025 01:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the farts I'm farting from my fart hole could send Katy Perry to space.
18.07.2025 20:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me when I finish all my work early and have nothing to do
14.07.2025 19:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love that I work to fight for fair labor conditions now but it's weird how this job competes with some of my other values like say, environmentalism.
14.07.2025 18:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Photoshop is not a company, @nytimes.com!!!
11.07.2025 12:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Like you can't even look locally lol. JOKE.
10.07.2025 15:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Damn Duet sucks. Basically unusable if you don't pay for premium
10.07.2025 15:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The way some of the men behave in the work bathroom... I just know they don't have sheets on their mattress.
10.07.2025 14:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Was running late and managed my commute in 8 minutes 😱
10.07.2025 12:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0People love to say "All Bodies are Beautiful" until it comes to their own personal preferences 🙄
02.07.2025 16:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0BBB Likely gonna tank any hopes I had of going back to school in the next four years :/
02.07.2025 13:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the circuit-bar-ification of Trade...
01.07.2025 17:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ginger should have looked Michelle in the eyes and said "Queen Elizabeth was 200 years before Marie Antionette."
28.06.2025 17:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
not me getting covid
24.06.2025 01:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
