@skyhorque.bsky.social
Ancient IT prole, who would prefer to be doing something creative
"Wow! Zero wheel drive."
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Cartoon by Farley Katz
Good to know.
07.02.2026 01:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
"Surf's up. Shall I let it in?"
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Cartoon by Michael Maslin
"You said he was dead when you flushed him! I told you he was floating on his back for attention."
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Cartoon by P C Vey
Another day in the third world.
21.01.2026 11:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
"Clish cloche."
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Cartoon by E S Glenn
The big distributor decline began 4 years later, and hit its second zenith quite recently.
15.01.2026 04:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
"Are you getting a wifi signal? This has to go on Snapchat now!"
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Cartoon by Tommy Siegel
Those dairy products have gone from bad to worse.
29.12.2025 10:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
"Can we please switch from hot funk to cool jazz?"
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Cartoon by Pia Guerra and Ian Boothby
"Those aren't standard potato eyes, are they?"
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Cartoon by Paul Noth
"It's okay. That apple can't stop both of us, and he knows it."
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Cartoon by Lonnie Millsap
Splatifly would put me at about 70...
Firstly, because of my listening habits.
Secondly, because I don't use Splatifly.
Bandcamp knows me better.
Third term President.
11.12.2025 10:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So, the world is losing attention. They have plans to follow suit, until they see what a pointless exercise it is.
I'm guessing it won't be long and my white beard will look like a fake disguise from a kid trying to pass as sixty something.
3 raccoons in a trench coat all over again.
If we farm enough, maybe they will take over. That would probably be for the best.
11.12.2025 10:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I didn't know that your were a whopping piece... But the President most certainly is.
11.12.2025 09:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Surely Mitch is pre-Boomer (Silent Generation doesn't really apply to this noise-maker).
11.12.2025 09:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The whole MAGAt movement is so Comic Sans.
11.12.2025 09:34 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0How can people be more scared of updating the Orangutantrum than they are of the destruction of the planet?
My mistake... People are generally idiots.
"I thought you said your brother was a great actor."
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Cartoon by Lonnie Millsap
"I asked for a LITTLE off the top!"
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Cartoon by Rich Sparks
"Drop Off" is out front.
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Cartoon by Hilary Fitzgerald Campbell
The USA is not great yet. Not is it heading that way.
21.11.2025 10:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
"We only have fruit and vegetables in the All You Can Eat option."
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Cartoon by the great Shannon Wheeler
"Pay attention. This is important. You can't spend all your life chasing your tails."
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Cartoon by Kate Isenberg
So long to legs.
-- Ernie Hammingitup
I'm lucky. I've had migraine auras only.
06.11.2025 00:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
"I thought the rain was bad enough... Good thing we missed the hail."
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Cartoon by Jerald Lewis
"Who is going to cheer me?"
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Cartoon by Benjamin Schwartz
