Ahhh, the old place! (I watched to the end. π₯°)
05.03.2026 01:14 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ahhh, the old place! (I watched to the end. π₯°)
05.03.2026 01:14 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Moonlight, Portrait of a Lady on Fire, and Velvet Goldmine! π
28.02.2026 04:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ok, it turns out you actually donβt have to open the picture to see the caption, and now I feel a fool. π«
28.02.2026 01:11 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Open photo for caption (as Iβm pretty sure itβs over 300 characters). π
#touchthepicture π€π»π€
Last nightβs fit (front taken prior to the event, back taken the morning after the event (because, like a fool, I neglected to get a photo of the back prior to the event)). π
26.02.2026 10:22 β π 138 π 8 π¬ 2 π 0Won myself a hat at trivia tonight. π
24.02.2026 15:20 β π 106 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0
Memories of a southern num. π€€
(Yikes - top left has me looking like my right eyeballβs about to exit my goddamn noggin at speed. π³)
On this day of hump, please tap my tired back door. π₯±
(Seriously, you could pack enough for a week away in the luggage under my eyes. π
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Also ended up making a few bourbon-buzzed sperms last Saturday night (and because (most of) it dropped into the mass of teep Iβd strategically placed on the floor beneath me, clean up was a breeze! π).
06.02.2026 00:29 β π 211 π 14 π¬ 5 π 1I cordially extend the invite with a smile. π
04.02.2026 04:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fuck it, I got bourbon-buzzed on Saturday night and took a nood in the downstairs bathroom. π€·π»ββοΈ
03.02.2026 23:02 β π 281 π 9 π¬ 5 π 0also β‘οΈ those balls
03.02.2026 01:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yes. π
01.02.2026 10:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm generally less afeared by people who may happen to see me from other buildings (because of the curtains, panes of glass and street/lane between us) than I am of people who are just trying to do their job without stress or upset suddenly being confronted by my nakedness in the same room.
30.01.2026 23:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0So do I, but Iβm always terrified by the possibility that theyβre going to walk in to clean the room and see my unclothed groin (says the guy putting photos of it on the internet π ) despite the βdo not disturbβ sign on the door. π¬
30.01.2026 22:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
A little something left over from Melbourne last week.
Also, I love hotel towels, but Iβm happy that I only get to experience them when Iβm in hotels. π₯°
I love Butchers Diner, and my last Melbourne visit was the only time I didnβt manage to go. π₯²
26.01.2026 07:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Every time I do it after not doing it for a while Iβm always like βI love doing this, I should do it more π₯°β.
26.01.2026 04:09 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ravenous. π€€
26.01.2026 03:59 β π 311 π 14 π¬ 6 π 0Gonna have to assume that this is why they put the mirror in precisely this location in the hotel room. π€
22.01.2026 22:30 β π 181 π 6 π¬ 4 π 0Bought a thing for an upcoming thing. ππ π³
13.01.2026 13:40 β π 201 π 5 π¬ 5 π 0
An acknowledgment that the day is hot. π₯΅
(Photo taken before I went out in the hot and had the unpleasant opportunity of actually feeling the thick and intensely warm air right up against my fucking eyeballs. π«)
The derp-iest face that ever did derp (aka βI am frequently unclothed on the couch in disgustingly hot weatherβ). π¬
09.01.2026 01:34 β π 372 π 19 π¬ 7 π 0New year, same bush π³π
03.01.2026 00:26 β π 174 π 6 π¬ 1 π 0Especially when weβre talking about a delightfully hirsute pubis. π₯°
30.12.2025 00:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Enthusiastically sucking on my Christmas visitorβs perfect penis (and occasionally side-eyeing the phone camera to ensure his pubes are still in the picture). π€€
(Also, love how the light picks out the occasional grey hairs Iβm starting to get on the side of my head (am I silver fox now?). π)
Sucking cock makes me blush. π³
28.12.2025 07:55 β π 251 π 14 π¬ 4 π 0Some footage (also not great, but you get the idea)! π₯°
26.12.2025 06:50 β π 156 π 10 π¬ 2 π 0Iβll be the first to admit that this isnβt in any way a great photo (so this post is more of a βgee whiz, look what happened!β thing than a βhey there, touch on yourself a whileβ thing), but still, itβs my butt, it got entered, itβs a Christmas miracle (it actually happened yesterday)! π₯°
26.12.2025 06:44 β π 183 π 5 π¬ 6 π 0
This is what Iβm doing all day today. π₯°π
(At least until the blood drains from my elevated right arm and I start getting pins and needles. π
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