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Memories of a southern num. 🤤

(Yikes - top left has me looking like my right eyeball’s about to exit my goddamn noggin at speed. 😳)

On this day of hump, please tap my tired back door. 🥱

(Seriously, you could pack enough for a week away in the luggage under my eyes. 😅)

Also ended up making a few bourbon-buzzed sperms last Saturday night (and because (most of) it dropped into the mass of teep I’d strategically placed on the floor beneath me, clean up was a breeze! 😀).

I cordially extend the invite with a smile. 😏

Fuck it, I got bourbon-buzzed on Saturday night and took a nood in the downstairs bathroom. 🤷🏻‍♂️

also ➡️ those balls

Yes. 😅

I’m generally less afeared by people who may happen to see me from other buildings (because of the curtains, panes of glass and street/lane between us) than I am of people who are just trying to do their job without stress or upset suddenly being confronted by my nakedness in the same room.

So do I, but I’m always terrified by the possibility that they’re going to walk in to clean the room and see my unclothed groin (says the guy putting photos of it on the internet 😅) despite the “do not disturb” sign on the door. 😬

A little something left over from Melbourne last week.

Also, I love hotel towels, but I’m happy that I only get to experience them when I’m in hotels. 🥰

I love Butchers Diner, and my last Melbourne visit was the only time I didn’t manage to go. 🥲

Every time I do it after not doing it for a while I’m always like “I love doing this, I should do it more 🥰”.

Ravenous. 🤤

Gonna have to assume that this is why they put the mirror in precisely this location in the hotel room. 🤔

Bought a thing for an upcoming thing. 💚😅😳

An acknowledgment that the day is hot. 🥵

(Photo taken before I went out in the hot and had the unpleasant opportunity of actually feeling the thick and intensely warm air right up against my fucking eyeballs. 😫)

The derp-iest face that ever did derp (aka “I am frequently unclothed on the couch in disgustingly hot weather”). 😬

New year, same bush 🌳🍆

Especially when we’re talking about a delightfully hirsute pubis. 🥰

Enthusiastically sucking on my Christmas visitor’s perfect penis (and occasionally side-eyeing the phone camera to ensure his pubes are still in the picture). 🤤

(Also, love how the light picks out the occasional grey hairs I’m starting to get on the side of my head (am I silver fox now?). 😛)

Sucking cock makes me blush. 😳

Some footage (also not great, but you get the idea)! 🥰

I’ll be the first to admit that this isn’t in any way a great photo (so this post is more of a “gee whiz, look what happened!” thing than a “hey there, touch on yourself a while” thing), but still, it’s my butt, it got entered, it’s a Christmas miracle (it actually happened yesterday)! 🥰

This is what I’m doing all day today. 🥰🎄

(At least until the blood drains from my elevated right arm and I start getting pins and needles. 😅)

It is so warm here - it’s the perfect time to do it. 😈

Last night the screws attaching my toilet’s cistern to the wall failed, causing it to fall on the back of the bowl, destroying both. 😔

In memorial, I present these, taken with a time while my phone was on the cistern last Sunday (I didn’t post them then because I feel kinda meh about them). 😬

However long it happens to remain, I’m glad I got to see it (it’s mighty fine). 🥰

That could honestly be one of the most perfect combination of penis and pubic hair I’ve ever seen. 🤤

I have my moments (occasional). 😜

Just casually showing you my back dimples. 😊