🖤Banana Witch🖤

"Sure we had first 20k Epstein files, but what about second 20k Epstein files?"

Every time I see her doing something I'm just like "so they thought they would look any good after trying to silence her? Lol"

His mistake shall live on

Damn I can't believe the name of that thing that I don't know what it is

Also like, if I'm going to wear make-up, I'm going to make sure it looks dramatic and stylish. Miss me with that "spending money on make-up but make it so it looks like you're not spending it".

Insanity

I had at some point discussed with my partner that the "clean girl" look seemed to kind of come out of nowhere after the expressive 2010s and that it felt like a distillation of hyper conservative values to the mainstream.

I feel so vindicated whenever great journalists write about it

Bruh legacy media will come up with the funniest ways to white wash language

I was at AIS25 and I felt like everyone talking in the stage lost their minds.

Yoshua Bengio went on a rant on how models are becoming increasingly more self preserving and how we'll see exponential advancements on the field. Everyone's fucking lost it.

Apparently LLMs are also saving the EU(???)

A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.

Honestly, if you look past the racism, gotta respect the guy for standing up for what he believes aka wanting to shoot Andrew Cuomo dead on the street and slurp the bone marrow out of his corpse. And loving cats I guess lol

What a fucking guy, my Portuguese brain can't comprehend it

Referee: "Your word is bee"

Me: "Can you give me a context?

Referee: "The bee flies happily"

Me confidently: "B - I"

I watched this clip earlier in the morning without paying too much attention and didn't even realize that was Jamaal Bowman.

Good to see the king seems to be doing good

Skimming through it, he looks like an actual cat advocate. I don't get why people like him don't dedicate their lives to these kinds of things, instead of y'know, calling Zohran a jihadist lol

(Again, gotta watch the whole video, scream at me if my surface level assessment is wrong)

My tiny leftist brain is so fucking libbed up this week that is disgusting, but I can't wait to see posts of scams "Hey this is Andrew Cuomo, send me 5 25$ apple gift cards to finance the resistance against 9/11-2"

That one is a freebie scammers, next one I'm charging commission.

The Venn diagram between "guy who demands his wife cooks on her knees", "guy who's terrified of Shakira law under Zohran Mamdani", and "guy who'd get rug pulled in TrumpRealDollar token" has collapsed into a singularity, so it's only natural that scammers would adapt to it.

@aidendarling.bsky.social you whenever i peek around the corner and I see you talking with Betty in date everything.

Horndog *sprays water*

"I think the people saying food should go down the trachea and air down the esophagus are in fact correct about several things and it would be wise to concede that"

Hey shit for brains, does your bald testicle head ever get tired of being wrong?

The last 24h have been a ride. There's decades where nothing happens and then there's days when Shakira law comes in a Dick gets snipped from reality.

Should be two fists, one for Zohran, another for the Dick going yeet, not in a bottom surgery kind of way.

Haha unless

dick cheney killed himself rather than living in communist nyc

Former US VP Dick Cheney dead at 84, Punchbowl News says Former U.S Vice President Dick Cheney has died at 84, Punchbowl News reporter Jake Sherman said in a post on X on Tuesday.

Lol rip in shit and piss

www.reuters.com/world/us/for...

When inquired about control of said "Truthified data", his response was something akin to "based on law and order defining what is good and bad", I don't remember the exact quote.

Such a dangerous way of framing the conversation about these types of models

These politicians and heads of industry are so lost in the sauce.

Yesterday we had Yoshua Bengio tell us that we need chatbots that have no agency, and that are trained in "Tuthified data" whatever that means.

Dude, after spending the last two days at #ais25 I've come to terms with how cooked Europe is lol

Everything is vibes based on creating a need for AI and that somehow will fix the economy. Fucking pathetic shit

Damn popped my ass good

Telling my partner @aidendarling.bsky.social that I need to work

Also me:

Goonzilla is right there

Wait until everyone has to pay the actual *cost* of AI under a profit model. Right now they’re handing it out like crack hoping to get us hooked. Human therapists will be a lot cheaper than those giant server hangars sopping up lakes and rivers.

Omg I need to try this for my Calcifer