white man fetishist

hello im thinking about my mario sona.

imagining shipping him (kaligula koopa) with valentina is extremely funny.
on the other hand i might make another guy for her... like... a shaman? because theyre cute?

i said this and then never did it. BUT IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!

NOOOOOO PEEPAW (the woodsman) WOULDN'T FARE WELL

"1 LIKE = 1 FICTIONAL CRUSH"

stealing
ill do this later IF i get any likes on it heehee

i thought it was "jingling feat", as in like, a feat of jingling?? but now that im exploring that it doesnt make much sense either

i Need to draw her as "Ugh, fine
I guess you are my little pogchamp, come here"

hes not rich... he is only rich with the Christmas spirit, love, and whimsy.
...which is why she Thinks he pisses her off. but again shes just tsundere and mad that shes into a silly guy that only has love to give and not money

I SWEAR IT'S NOT ABUSIVE it's more like a 90s-2000s cartoon joke played for laughs. she doesn't hate him shes just tsundere and pissed off that she finds him endearing

i think their dynamic is like, Mel being mean and Barney being like "I like you :)" until she finally is endeared to him

barney: i always wanted a pair of hopalong boots when i was a kid on christmas so now i wear them all the time :)
mel: god you piss me off

a brown haired individual with brown hair in a bob and straight across bangs drawn in the style of Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer. he's in a green sweater with a big "B" on it and a red striped scarf. his name is in the corner; Barnaby "Barney" Puddingski

god this art style is hard to imitate
(named after "barney" in "it's beginning to look a lot like christmas")
(he always wears cowboy/"hopalong boots" when not in his elf costume)

a drawing of jack frost from frosty's winter wonderland on a white background

not selfship but i should draw him again

I THINK. Mel tries to use him but his foolishness and sense of childlike wonder and general overall "i really like you" wins her over in the end

i dont have a name for this idiot yet but i think hes always wearing his stupid elf costume and it makes mel angry enough to snatch his hat off and be like "take that ridiculous costume off"

good news: i can still in fact draw her

I've Got to post ref images for ocs

hehe... my birthdays on the 21st of December so if anyone wants to draw me fanart...... i won't say no

itd be really funny if i went with a redemption arc so he could teach them about the true meaning of christmas
thatd be exactly the sort of cheesy thing that would happen in that universe

hes the employee of the respective shop he works in that reads the christmas stories to kids
...the real question is do i want to have him give mel and slime a redemption arc or not

ok I'm considering making an employee of future spankenheimer franchise shop who sees a picture of mel and falls instantly in love with her and tries teaming up with i.m. slime to bail her out of jail

...what a crappy movie that definitely didn't feel like it was only 45 minutes long.
i need to think of a s/i for this

im totally gonna selfship with mel and i.m. slime

....austin bucks is very reasonable for a money grubbing ceo

santa smokes a pack a day

probably shouldn't have been cousin mel but he does not seem capable of making good decisions

rewatching grandma got run over by a reindeer and perhaps, it was a good thing that someone got power of attorney over grandpa

you guys all create so much cool stuff so often... i feel like i never draw selfship stuff...

ive GOT TO DRAW MORE SELFSHIP STUFF

Let’s be weird together 💞 #fawful #jolligig #marioandluigi #ゲラコビッツ

one million scary skulls
#ocxcanon #yumeship