Unfortunately, that was *yesterday*, before Grandpa Sunriser opened his gob today, so ... who knows?
03.03.2026 21:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Unfortunately, that was *yesterday*, before Grandpa Sunriser opened his gob today, so ... who knows?
03.03.2026 21:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I would add a person puts on a condom because they have short term plans, but understand long-term consequences.
Hence, precautionary measures.
Orange Droolius can barely think past the next Diet Coke, let alone about long term consequences, so ...
Thank you immensely, that quote from Parliament of Whores leapt to mind immediately when I learned of Jackson's passing and my copy of the book is lost somewhere in storage.
18.02.2026 03:25 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's like Idiocracy, yet somehow dumber ... Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilizer
05.02.2026 15:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This just in ... Evil Pauly Shore is ... still evil.
28.01.2026 01:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Simply put, we're talking generational, if ever.
19.01.2026 20:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just like turtles, it's projection ... ALL the way down
09.01.2026 22:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Doogie Howser DoD, ladies and germs.
What a remarkably stupid timeline ...
Yes, yes we f'ng are.
02.01.2026 00:50 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Of course, everyone involved could have avoided this outcome by not selling out their souls to Trump in the first place ... or after being granted a second, even MORE informed chance to partially redeem themselves, so ... I wish them good fortune in the MAGA wars to come.
24.12.2025 18:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A VERY long time ... published in 1965
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Par...
You go, Doogie Howser DoD!
02.12.2025 18:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Good news for this year, turrible news for the future, given what's going to happen to FEMA, which this will provide cover for.
19.11.2025 05:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Projection as confession ... always.
18.11.2025 13:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kleptoligarkistocracy
11.11.2025 01:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Very on point these days
03.11.2025 18:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We're not even a proper circus anymore ... we're a circus of Shakes the Clown School dropouts.
23.10.2025 15:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The split second look from Doogie Howser, DoD after "Room! Attention!!!" is priceless.
He so, So, SO thought he was going just SLAY the room with his speech AND that closing sequence.