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Another great reason to vote Mamdani

Obama has pretty much endorsed him. The mummies behind him won't, but I don't think he needs them.

wait, but... Laura Loomer's been badmouthing Trump!

I love the punditry that is essentially, “Mamdani probably can’t deliver on all of his progressive promises so to be safe we better go with the resigned in disgrace guy.”

I mean this sincerely: we could really use a fun mayor right about now. ❤️

I bet he doesn’t. He thinks he’s doing God’s work.

Ugly people have ugly taste.

That doesn’t look like Lincoln’s time, thar looks like Home Depot.

He’s getting a golf course.

Skipping an election? How brave

Caring about making everything about his religion, while making it about his religion. What a piece of shit.

Lawyers allege cover-up after fed shoots at man during D.C. traffic stop Neither D.C. police nor the Department of Homeland Security have explained why the Homeland Security agent fired his weapon.

BREAKING: A Department of Homeland Security officer shot at an unarmed black man during a traffic stop in DC, and the DC police officer said he was told by superiors not to mention the shooting in his incident report. 1/ www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...

Love the guy passed out at the table, he can't handle the guilt.

They’d turn it around and say ”Seeeee? He can’t be racist!”

They’re angry they have to press 1 for English.

I've been saying this. Let us choose our own damn candidates.

If you know who Zohran Mamdani is, you are:

1) A Fox News viewer who has been told his is actual Satan
2) A super online Lib who might think he's too Left
3) A super online Leftist who might think he's too Lib
4) A New Yorker

These numbers actually show Zohran has tons of room.

New Yorker here. I approve this message. We don't need the rest of the country's help choosing our candidate.

Gee thanks

Maybe people won’t get them because they look ridiculous.

Two words you almost never hear together are “flavorful“ and “zucchinI.”

The same people who lost their minds over renovations to Cracker Barrel are totally fine with the White House getting bulldozed

Hey can you drop me a line regarding this photo, please? I'm not spam or a scam, I promise!

*I* am Antifa’s girlfriend.

Just them?

So… dragged into a World War with Central and South America… and maybe Greenland, Mexico and Canada, for starters? Ok

Bye asshole

That's awesome.