Valerie McFarlane-Gardner

It took her almost two weeks to “correct” me. And she still got her facts wrong when defending herself.

I’m not a Rolling Stones fan, and clearly that song isn’t as well known. The restaurant chain, however, is. Especially when you lived most of your adult life in the country it’s in.

She’s already there. Wasn’t planning on dragging her out. Just wanna see how this plays out now.

Well look at that. I was right.

This fucking child.

I’m gonna swing in about 3. Just in case I’m right. Especially after something I saw this morning.

Yup. And I am 95% sure where the missing one went.

So one of the circus invites @ratedxsupergirl.bsky.social gave @alyxgardner.bsky.social is missing.

One day Imma drag you to one of my shows and you can see some of the ridiculous shit I wear on stage in person.

Speaking as a person who HAS been on Samantha’s bad side, do not recommend

// Never stress about that. Love you

// I swear everyone has been there at one point except me 😂

That’s the kinda sentence that makes me glad I’ve been helping Chloe with college prep all day.

//Hoooooool up. Which SCW? There have been a few of them over the years.

// Love it! Found a really special bond with some of the English people I met over the years. Just a shame the nearest one is still 200 miles away 😂

// Going to shows and unexpectedly getting Shades of the Sun’s music was deeeeefinitely a highlight last night. @alyxgardner.bsky.social

//That’s fucking awesome 🤣

// This isn’t my picture (wasn’t even taken in glasgow!) but I think I have a new favourite picture of Simone 🥰

// It was a mad fourth wall break. I went to see Epica in concert tonight. Valerie’s base is their singer.

My handler went to see my picbase live tonight #whoneedsfourwalls

I don’t take shit to do with training Chloe, ta.

…That explains a couple things 😂

From that to enough force behind a roundhouse I thought she was gonna knock @coachstockwell.bsky.social out on Friday 😂

She’s come a long way from the time we tried to teach her a suplex but it landed more like a ddt 🤣

// It’s also fair to point out that this isn’t a phenomenon specific to the US (I’ve lived my whole life in Scotland).

The greater issue for US specific politics is that the primary right-wing party in the UK is more left leaning than the Democrats in some areas.

I don’t know if that GoT reference was intentional or not but I am highly amused all the same 😂

//So I’ve been married to my husband for four years and with him over a decade. I also met him in person rather than on an app.

I wouldn’t have gotten with him if we had different views. Which is a long way of saying this isn’t totally a new phenomenon.

Lucky enough to call you legally mine for nine years.

Happy anniversary, gorgeous @alyxgardner.bsky.social

When I tell you that kid of mine saved her allowance for MONTHS. And I had no idea why.

Want me that bought them babe. That was all her

My cats have never bothered honestly. Other than Socks using the lower branches as a new sleeping post one year.