It will burn your mouth and move your bowels, but it's no brain worm, big guy.
04.03.2026 15:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It will burn your mouth and move your bowels, but it's no brain worm, big guy.
04.03.2026 15:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hegseth would literally rather end the world than come out of the closet, put on a jock, climb aboard the pride float, and dance with his fellow bottoms to Life After Love.
04.03.2026 15:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.
03.03.2026 21:16 — 👍 2074 🔁 480 💬 13 📌 10God willing
03.03.2026 23:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And the guy in the oval office
03.03.2026 23:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You can't drive 55?! But you're so cool!
03.03.2026 17:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I Voted Spider
03.03.2026 17:32 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0That haircut is also doing her zero favors.
03.03.2026 17:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hush, you look great! It's just your constant dad jokes...
03.03.2026 17:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You're not yet 40, you youngster???
03.03.2026 16:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Jesucristo!!! Lay off the GLP-1s!!!
03.03.2026 16:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Master of Puppets is 40 years old today.
03.03.2026 16:21 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I like the regular one with the classic seasoning. Crack rock.
03.03.2026 04:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I did, my bad
03.03.2026 04:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dot's is goated
03.03.2026 04:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Pflugerville!!! (Floo-ger-ville)
03.03.2026 04:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0That's Lake Plugerville. It's very, very low at the moment.
03.03.2026 04:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Cool, the Evangelicals are going to kill us all for the sake of their fuckin' folktale
03.03.2026 03:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I mean it's genital meeting season
03.03.2026 02:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love everything about this
03.03.2026 02:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ok ok ok One time months ago I awoke to the creepiest hooting at like 3am so I turned on my trusty Merlin app and it was a barred owl!!!
03.03.2026 02:16 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0And lately the question is simply WHAT THE FUCK??!!!
03.03.2026 02:11 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Big ups to herons and regular sized egrets, too!
03.03.2026 01:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0They're pretty awesome!!!!
03.03.2026 01:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A picture of two birbs Reezy saw on her "run" (intermittent shuffle) this afternoon, a Great Egret and a... scoter?
Hello, friends! I am I-love-birds years old!
03.03.2026 01:34 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
the most racist man alive
the most racist man alive
the most racist man alive
the most racist man alive
What do Americans think of Mr. Trump’s decision to attack Iran? We asked four voters in Texas for their answer ahead of Tuesday’s primary election
03.03.2026 01:17 — 👍 353 🔁 70 💬 1 📌 0I appreciate the effort
03.03.2026 01:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I do, lol
03.03.2026 01:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Obviously not, drummy
03.03.2026 00:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Tasker/Harding does nothing for you? 😂😂😂
03.03.2026 00:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0