Rose

watching the guy in front of me on bart open Sleeper and he is Cooked

a 3d render of a faux horror/action video game, with a cute streamer webcam overlay.

streamer

got the ick because uber driver was eating snacks

the shooter was an online gamer. it's important for newsrooms to understand video games more than ever. that's where i step in. so umamusume: pretty derby (ウマ娘 プリティーダービー) is a gacha horse racing simulator based on real life japanese race horses. in the world of umamusume, anime girls replace horses,

what if we were both girls and our love ran so deeply that we wanted the best for one another even if it meant we couldn't be together and we didn't know what to do with ourselves without each other. what if

born to make shitty edgy posts on the internet, forced to live in a world where that might have actual real life consequences

i love mopping floors because it satisfies the human urge to do a big spin attack. the only time you get to do link’s up b

got 4 awful reels in a row and on the verge of tears at what the algorithm thinks of me

one million unique visitors a month

i bring a funkmaster flex introducing otis vibe to sex that the hoes despise

Bakemonogatari manga

it’s really funny that epstein probably actually killed himself instead of just waiting a few years until he 100% would have been allowed to get away with it

YouTube video by NothingToSeeHere Claudine VS Maya. Revue of Souls Eng Sub - Revue Starlight

the original Revue Starlight rules but i don’t know if any anime movie elevates its original series more than the Revue Starlight movie. legitimately flawless.

youtu.be/c3rrQpwKwPI?...

new skrillex is just a breath of fresh air it’s so good

all time awful fit what was she doing

Oh I get it. Fun Onions.

seth’s stomp into immediately collapsing dead from the move he took 5 seconds before the stomp is eternally my favorite move in wrestling

i don’t want to hire a hitman to kill me i just want to hire someone to hit me precisely one time in the head with a baseball bat and see what happens

a fucking mario party minigame for someone to lose a vote at final 10 jeff probst i will kill you with a gun

If you're a cis person who bought hogwarts legacy, you owe a trans person $70 immediately. Also you should probably wear a hat that says "dipshit" on it

if i met you at a bar one time two years ago and haven’t seen you since rest assured i’m still watching all your instagram stories like yes go off girly enjoy your italy trip

A watermelon with a moustache and a king’s crown and robes

Jumball the Third, king of the watermelons, is the mascot of Nyuzen Town, Japan.

my toxic trait is how good i think i would be at all of the sandbag throwing challenges on survivor

i think a lot about mr beast saying he had a video where he stranded people in the middle of the ocean for 100 days (or some shit like that) for a million dollars and then had to scrap it and just give them the money because he was too busy to ever visit them and actually be in the video

beast mode

Marking Territory

past me: complete idiot

future me: some schmuck, who cares!

present me: da best of both worlds, a perfect balance...

gm