Lowki Sapfoot

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier

rough day for anyone who believes in the sanctity of human life

later stage capitalism or latest stage capitalism

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

Danny devito in always sunny stating "you would have to be a real low life piece of shit to be proud to be an American."

The retributions against the terrorist state of Israel will come from all directions, last for generations, and be entirely justified.

I haven’t tried this hard not to get a boner since coed pe class

I hate my fucking country

My stupid dick

God damn. Sometimes the end of all consensus reality and the crumbling of humanity is kinda funny

Emre Tuna a reclining skeleton smoking in a grave in a field of sunflowers nonchalantly watching a flaming meteor zoom directly at its skull

vibe check

Americans, people. Palestinians, not people. Got it.

Oh look this post is hidden in the replies.

Non Euclidean geometries and all that 😵‍💫

Actually now that I think about it, no shot they could be anything but a distant third. Unless we’re just counting Izzy as a usian state at this point, which..

Ok that’s gotta be a bit

Thank you for your attention to this matter

They’ve been very unfair to me. Very unfair. I’m calling it wang derangement syndrome

North Korea might be the second craziest and worst, but we all know who’s number one babyyyyyyy

The had to keep me in recovery for like an extra two hours because I had an erection that wouldnt go down 💅

Surgery debrief: I still have a dick but I kinda wish I didn’t

I went to a catholic church service. They didn’t have a gift shop in the vestibule. They didn’t even have pyrotechnics. So cucked.

For the first time in Gallup history —

More Americans sympathize with Palestinians in the “Middle East Situation” than with Israelis.

41% Palestinians (+8)
36% Israelis (-10)

Democrats: Palestinians +48
Independents: Palestinians +11
Ages 18-34: Palestinians +30
Ages 35-54: Palestinians +18

A digital illustration of Artie, The Strongest Man in the World! (As portrayed by Toby Huss in the TV show The Adventures of Pete and Pete.) He’s a white guy of extremely average build with short hair and heavy-rimmed glasses, wearing a horizontally blue and red-striped long sleeve tee, red sweatpants and black shoes. He’s striking one of his most powerful heroic poses, standing on one foot with the other angled out behind, torso angled forward and back arched, arms held up in a big flex with fists pointing outward, and making a cartoony tough guy face. He’s balanced on a pyramid of 3D lettering colored in bright red, orange, and yellow. Behind him is blue sky and sun rays beaming out from the lettering which reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

happy 14th anniversary to all who observe

You’re telling me there are people that sleep without smoking weed? Yeah ok

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Reinventing the Wheel stream from 2/26/2026...

Wordyl (Game Boy)
Nintendogs: Chihuahua & Friends (DS)
**Mole Mania (Game Boy)**
Space Invaders Extreme (DS)
Bookworm (GBA)
Mega Man X (SNES)
Mega Man V (Game Boy)

If Bugs Bunny were real, he'd put an end to this

“Handheld Romance” finale on Reinventing the Wheel! Tonight at 7:30 et: twitch.tv/lowkisapfoot

Reasonably Concerned People: "do you think by 2028 maybe we could have a candidate that wants to do good things?"

Dipshits: "oh so you want the republicans to win, you love fascism"