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a south park character says god damn it ALT: a south park character says god damn it

Struggling to cope with how bad Squid Game season 3’s last episode is

05.07.2025 06:17 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

HOLY SHIT PHAINON IN 4 PULLS

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What does this mean Spotify

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Curry udon 🤤

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Using food to show where I grew up

16.06.2025 18:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

top 5 favorite Pokémon of all time

-Arcanine
-Mimikyu
-Umbreon
-Murkrow
-Tinkaton

Honchkrow is a downgrade, there I said it

12.06.2025 22:34 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How I take criticism

12.06.2025 16:28 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Buddy, I hate to break it to you, but I’m a real small-time milk guy. I’ve only been a milk guy for twenty years, you need at LEAST forty under your belt before you hit the big time

12.06.2025 16:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man sitting in front of a microphone with the words " you dropped this " on the bottom ALT: a man sitting in front of a microphone with the words " you dropped this " on the bottom

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I can kinda see it working! I’m not a huge milk guy in general, but sounds good in a milkshake for sure!

12.06.2025 03:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Lime…milk? Is it…is it good?

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I was going for Cipher 😭 Saw the Nihility symbol and got so excited for a second…

12.06.2025 02:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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True…at least there’s that.

12.06.2025 02:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don’t get me wrong, I love Dad Welt, but getting his E6 while pulling for another Nihility character is GOING TOO FAR 😭

11.06.2025 19:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

NOOOOOOOOO HONKAI STAR RAIL HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME

11.06.2025 17:03 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

dear diary why am i like this ALT: dear diary why am i like this

i spent 3 hours meal prepping healthy food, and here i am, once again eating three ice cream sandwiches for lunch

10.06.2025 21:06 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the persona 4 remake looks SO GOOD 🔥🔥🔥

09.06.2025 02:49 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Me: *listens to one comedy song*

Spotify, for the next month: “Listen to SILLY CLOWN RADIO, made just for you, you GOOFY FUCK”

08.06.2025 21:15 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

omg guys you JUST met

07.06.2025 03:30 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Literally took today and tomorrow off work so I can peacefully play through Deltarune chapters 3 and 4 without the internet spoiling anything for me. One MILLION percent worth it 👍👍👍

05.06.2025 19:16 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hope you get to play the funny monkey game sometime real soon my friend! 🦍

05.06.2025 05:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s crazy how out of pocket I’ve seen people getting over people buying something they enjoy! If they gotta be salty towards SOMEONE, there are tons of scalpers right there!

05.06.2025 05:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

people really out here celebrating getting the switch 2, meanwhile im out here being happy for them because yeah thats pretty cool stuff there

05.06.2025 01:59 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

How many hash browns can I eat before I just die

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Your pope name: the last thing you ate + number of letters in your first name

Pope Muffin V

I sound adorable 🥹

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-winning an argument because your opponent is ugly

-winning an argument because your opponent is a big dumb dumb

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