carcinoGeneticist 🔞

I’M TOO MUCH FOR THESE NIGGAS. I’M THREE MUCH FOR THESE HOES--FUCK, STRIDER GOT THAT SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD.

NORMAL TO JUST EXPERIENCE CONCILIATORY AND CONCUPISCENT ATTRACTION TO SOMEONE WHEN YOU SPEND ENOUGH TIME WITH THEM WITH NO REGARD FOR WHETHER YOU SHARE A GENDER OR NOT.

THANK YOU! I REALLY DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS TENDENCY HUMANS HAVE TO CATEGORIZE AND CLASSIFY THE MOST NORMAL THINGS EVER AS SOME EXCEPTIONAL PHENOMENA.

IT’S TANTAMOUNT TO HAVING A WORD TO DESCRIBE HAVING SKIN, I.E. POINTLESS BECAUSE BY FUCKING DEFAULT MOST PEOPLE JUST HAVE SKIN THE SAME WAY IT’S

OK, IT’S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE, TRY DIFFERENT JOKES.

some people reely be out here broke as shell

I HEARD HIS POPS A PUSSY NIGGA TOO. SHIT MUST BE HEREDITARY.

NO BITCHES, EITHER.

AND HE BROKE.

its ok guys itll be african autumn soon

KRILL YOURS)(-ELLF

YOU KNOW WHO’S TO BLAME FOR THIS? YACKUB YAKUUB. AMONG THE MANY MORAL FAILINGS OF ALTERNIA, THE FACT THAT HE WAS ALLOWED TO REACH ADULTHOOD IS THE MOST SCATHING INDICTMENT OF THE KIND OF SHIP THE CONDESCE WAS RUNNING ON THERE.

i gotchu frond

-EV-ERYBOATY -EXC-EPT CRONUS*

YOU HEARD ME.

CAN WE EXECUTE HARLEY IF SHE TRIES TO COME SINCE SHE’S WHITE NOW?

party at my crib everyboatys invited

white buoys will be executed at the door

NO SWIRLERS ALLOWED.

NOT ON MY WATC)(

“WHITE BOY WEDNESDAY” I’M STRIPPING YOU OF YOUR MELANIN FOR THAT SHIT, NIGGA.

NO THE FUCK IT IS NOT.

[ > All you can do is stare. All you can do is stare at Eridan. ]

FUCK YOU. WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE NIPPLES, WE DON’T GIVE LIVE BIRTH.

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT THIS IS A REAL CONVERSATION.

THIS IS A DOOMED TIMELINE. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS IS WHERE WE END UP.

I CANNOT BELIEVE I AM FORCING MYSELF TO WITNESS THIS. IT’S MINDNUMBING. SOMETIMES I THINK I HOLD THE PULITZER PRIZE FOR BULGEREEK NOOKSTENCHING, AND YET
HERE YOU IDIOTS ARE! GOING INTO HARROWING DETAIL ABOUT GAMZEE’S FUCKING NIPPLES FOR SOME REASON???

YOU KNOW WHAT, TRYING TO DECIPHER ANYTHING ABOUT HARLEY GIVES ME A HEADACHE. WHATEVER YOU SAY, MA’AM.

...IS IT???

I DON’T THINK THAT’S HOW IT WORKS.

...IS IT? IN MY EXPERIENCE, SHIT VERY QUICKLY ESCALATES AND HITS THE THRESHER AT TERMINAL VELOCITY WHEN PEOPLE AREN’T OK.

YOU’RE NOT GOING TO FLY INTO ANY MURDEROUS RAGES, ARE YOU?