Yo, are these bots OK? Will somebody check on the bots please
02.12.2025 22:57 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@aer0chris.bsky.social
Some sort of anomalous signal
Yo, are these bots OK? Will somebody check on the bots please
02.12.2025 22:57 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Oh, great, grand, wonderful, its fucking potluck season again
02.12.2025 19:18 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Shears. The shears? A shear? Shearers? A unit of shears? My wife won't have this conversation with me.
29.11.2025 19:09 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The 1000 toys my baby has on the floor are no match for this king
26.11.2025 14:13 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Guy's name is like Brettley or some shit too...
24.11.2025 18:23 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Them: Hey
Me:
Me:
20 minutes later
Me:
Me (caving): Heyy
Them: Good morning
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Ace is the place with the helpful hardware face
18.11.2025 01:24 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Micholas Mouse
10.11.2025 22:41 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Never turned off a football game so fast
09.11.2025 23:57 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The evolution of cat nicknames is an area that needs more study
08.11.2025 14:58 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0That time when it took me 3 business days to get through an arcade fire album
06.11.2025 13:28 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The future is just fuckin' Brydens all the way down, isn't it?
29.10.2025 16:52 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0THANK YOU!
26.10.2025 17:08 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I'm sorry, I'm not talking to a guy named Bryden. Get me someone else
24.10.2025 23:55 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Calling a shiny bald guy at the bar C-3PO
24.10.2025 23:29 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Oh. Oho. Oh fuck no you didn't, sir. No you did not. ๐
17.10.2025 22:32 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I wish we had no contact jerseys for work, like don't talk to me bitch
17.10.2025 14:35 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Answering questions right on Jeopardy and yelling "Hop on this dick!" every time
16.10.2025 22:34 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Don't collapse my waveforms, please
13.10.2025 21:59 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Would
25.09.2025 14:40 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0And then I cry because this very same unit of coffee used to be 10 dollars a few years ago.
25.09.2025 13:38 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'm certainly not sitting here laughing sipping the sludge I drink from my 3 pound tub of Costco coffee grounds that costs like 20 bucks lasts me months and months
25.09.2025 13:37 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Ahhh that didn't work. I'll try again next time
10.09.2025 21:15 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Thoughts and prayers
10.09.2025 19:49 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Finally switched to Windows 11 and I feel dirty. Would have skipped it if I could. End of an era ๐ชฆ
06.09.2025 20:12 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0What fresh new hell awaits us today?
04.09.2025 13:10 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Give up the ghost, bitch
01.09.2025 14:06 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Can we please move on from the CEO affair memes as fast as the media did from the MN political assassinations? So over it, jeez
21.07.2025 00:27 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Ehhh I could get a few more miles outta these for sure
20.07.2025 23:10 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0