AER0Chris @aer0chris - Bluesky Profile

Yo, are these bots OK? Will somebody check on the bots please

02.12.2025 22:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh, great, grand, wonderful, its fucking potluck season again

02.12.2025 19:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Shears. The shears? A shear? Shearers? A unit of shears? My wife won't have this conversation with me.

29.11.2025 19:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a person is holding a door stop in their hand and pressing it on a door . ALT: a person is holding a door stop in their hand and pressing it on a door .

The 1000 toys my baby has on the floor are no match for this king

26.11.2025 14:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Guy's name is like Brettley or some shit too...

24.11.2025 18:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Them: Hey
Me:
Me:
20 minutes later
Me:
Me (caving): Heyy
Them: Good morning

🪦

24.11.2025 18:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ace is the place with the helpful hardware face

18.11.2025 01:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Micholas Mouse

10.11.2025 22:41 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Never turned off a football game so fast

09.11.2025 23:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The evolution of cat nicknames is an area that needs more study

08.11.2025 14:58 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That time when it took me 3 business days to get through an arcade fire album

06.11.2025 13:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The future is just fuckin' Brydens all the way down, isn't it?

29.10.2025 16:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

THANK YOU!

26.10.2025 17:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm sorry, I'm not talking to a guy named Bryden. Get me someone else

24.10.2025 23:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Calling a shiny bald guy at the bar C-3PO

24.10.2025 23:29 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Oh. Oho. Oh fuck no you didn't, sir. No you did not. 😘

17.10.2025 22:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wish we had no contact jerseys for work, like don't talk to me bitch

17.10.2025 14:35 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Answering questions right on Jeopardy and yelling "Hop on this dick!" every time

16.10.2025 22:34 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Don't collapse my waveforms, please

13.10.2025 21:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Would

25.09.2025 14:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And then I cry because this very same unit of coffee used to be 10 dollars a few years ago.

25.09.2025 13:38 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Starbucks announces significant store closures and layoffs | CNN Business Starbucks is taking “significant action” to turn around its struggling business, closing a large number of cafés and announcing a second round of layoffs at its headquarters as part of CEO Brian Nicco...

I'm certainly not sitting here laughing sipping the sludge I drink from my 3 pound tub of Costco coffee grounds that costs like 20 bucks lasts me months and months

25.09.2025 13:37 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ahhh that didn't work. I'll try again next time

10.09.2025 21:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thoughts and prayers

10.09.2025 19:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Finally switched to Windows 11 and I feel dirty. Would have skipped it if I could. End of an era 🪦

06.09.2025 20:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

06.09.2025 15:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What fresh new hell awaits us today?

04.09.2025 13:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Give up the ghost, bitch

01.09.2025 14:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can we please move on from the CEO affair memes as fast as the media did from the MN political assassinations? So over it, jeez

21.07.2025 00:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ehhh I could get a few more miles outta these for sure

20.07.2025 23:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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