what’s an awkward place to run into someone and why is it binnys before noon buying 3 different kinds of vodka

i’m sorry but if the inciting incident of a film/tv show is a parent death there NEEDS to be a warning

watching snl50 & thinking about when my dad saw paul mccartney & his review was “too much wings”

would you rather: be right about someone or be in a relationship

the moon is out in chicago today 🥲

i’m the version of adhd where i have two active pinterest accounts, they are both completely different, and i cannot abandon either nor could i tell you the pw to either

watching first ep of the bachelor and this girl being like we came from nothing and look at me now i’m on the bachelor

shocking development that someone who was attempting to love bomb so hard was also doing it to others !! who fell for it lol

are the nail girlies on this app #nails #nailsky

blissed out in my arms while i wfh #catsky

if you don’t have fun with someone at a restaurant that’s immediate ban

dates are hard for me cause like, ofc i’m going to have the best time im at a restaurant

really happy with my ratio of 0 men followers :)

lake michigan, frozen over at sunset looking like a whole nother planet

me on a frozen af lake michigan

twitter was my outlet for my hilarious inner monologue until it went evil so i guess we’re back bb!! welcome to my page <3