Lizz

absolutely bodied a bar full of punisher dudes at music trivia last night. was in the lead after every round. had to shout out something before the final round after my team name was announced and when they heard it was a 🎀girl🎀 who had been beating them, so many heads whipped around.

so sorry for your loss 🤍

somehow it didn't ask me for any this time, feeling #blessed

got one of the city's current most difficult dinner reservations for my preferred day/time next month then refreshed to see the whole month booked within 90 seconds and i feel like i want to hulk out. years of fighting in the trenches for concert tickets prepared me for times like this.

YouTube video by Lady Mia ROSALIA - Berghain (The BRIT Awards 2026 Performance)

this dumpster planet did not deserve this perfect rosalia/bjork performance of berghain tonight, yet here we are 🧎‍♀️
youtu.be/tUEftQuOvUw?...

#nashville

sorry to instagram buds for the repetition but i’m probably gonna post some nashville pics here too. been finally getting back into using my “real” camera again and it’s been fun.

team restructuring now has my old team work bestie my most recent team work bestie and i all on the same team as of yesterday and obviously i have introduced them and we already have a 3 person group chat where we talk shit on everyone else all day. dreams do come true.

saxophone is the raisin of musical instruments.

one of my favorite hobbies is going to the comments on youtube and finding the one about somebody being dead. without fail there's always a tragic death comment within the first 5-10, no matter what kind of video. RIP aunt tammy, you would have LOVED this trixie mattel swedish accent compilation.

feeling grateful i had the foresight to save the buc-ee’s visit for the way home from nashville, makes vacation being over a little easier to swallow.

“hospitaliano” is a beautiful name for a baby.

literally the first person i speak to in public on my first morning here complimented me. i love it here. nashville remains undefeated.

valentine’s day fit. i love a theme❤️

i am officially the mother of a teenager. what the fuuuuuuuuck.

so sorry angie, thinking about you and your family 🤍

nerds and dorks are not the same thing and the terms are not interchanable. nerds are cool and dorks are losers.

i haven't but i went with kristen to her post sinus surgery appointment and got to watch them pull out all the gauze that was packed up there. it was gnarly/amazing.

if you ever need anybody else to get paid by your crazy boss and commiserate with, hit ya girl up. i can do anything (not to brag) and would love to be able to expand my experience resume-wise.

in theory i don't care about aging/getting older, but man...having a normal (relative) brain trapped inside of a decaying husk is such a downer.

sorry 2 ppl with low self esteem but i fucking love looking at myself 😌

my main takeaway from this work trip to detroit is that everyone has a xanax prescription except me.

couldn't be me

before the tree comes down tomorrow i realized i forgot to post a pic of it here. so better late than never… ladies and gentlemen… her.

just thinking about that time 3 years ago when i lost my mind at the worst possible moment and got BANGS less than a week before a 2 week family vacation in FLORIDA, a literal humid hellhole, and as a result look like an absolute dumpster fire in every single photo from that trip.

my buddy wrote/directed a movie called NIGHT PATROL and it’s a supernatural anti-cop horror film with a nice dose of VERY clever dark comedy and i’m not a horror movie girlie but i saw an advance screening last night and it’s so FUN and y’all should see it too!! it officially premiers next week!!

my new year’s day was spent watching all the lotr extended versions while eating like a hobbit. aka having meals planned for breakfast, second breakfast, elevensies, luncheon, afternoon tea, supper and dinner. and it was perfect.

capital one really decided to FAFO by changing their CC branding on debit cards from mastercard to discover. the fuck am i gonna do with a discover card as my default payment? and this is how you lose a 20 year customer. just switched all my banking elsewhere.

stolen valor

in the style of the weird al biopic.