S.

I was absolutely not expecting the words ‘big wet scab’.

Ah thank you. Curiosity sated.

Now I need the chain, please.

Has any bald person ever got a forehead tattoo of Charlie Browns curl?

Oooh nice

CUBA

…instead of spending each day following seemingly endless, ultimately fruitless paths in hope of finding an income.

Get. Set. Up. 4/4 FIN

I wish I was just plodding through a benign income-generating routine until my brain comes back (which I’m told it will and likely better than before)… 3/4

…it can also be hard to grasp and sustain a new thought for any length of time so trying to resolve your life and use your ingenuity to get by like you used to is a struggle. 2/4

A tip for youthful uterus owners - try to get REALLY settled into a life pattern before menopause because not only is it harder to convince employers of your value… 1/4

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I want it to be AWAY

My Dad too. ‘Champion Athlete 1953’. Do you know what SAIAAU is @4boat ? (He didn’t make it himself did he..?)

My high and moderate would be entirely inverse. I’m mad for bird species mysteries.

A subtle beauty, that one.

Spheres of interest collide.

Instead of wild rides of near psychedelic possibility now, when I do remember my dreams, my subconscious fully reflects middle age. Recently dreamt of a new flavour of soluble electrolytes. Last night - a new pair of really nice tracky daks. Genuinely disappointed they weren’t real when I woke up.

Have you ever been trapped in a supermarket carpark while a box of Splits melts away because both feet are cramping so bad that pressing the accelerator is out of the question?

The autocorrect in my gmail just changed the sign-off to a request for rejected application feedback from ‘Best’ to ‘Worst’ regards. I caught it just in time. Yes, it’s reading my mind, but I have no idea how that move was supposed to be helpful.

And yeah - time for a Birdy rebrand.

^ that video is of Northern Harriers not Swamp Harriers BTW but without being anywhere near as impressive it was the closest thing to this spectacle I could locate in a hurry.

YouTube video by jcBirds using mad flight skillz to attract a girlfriend 😉 Northern Harriers [SLOW-MO]

There’s currently a lot of Swamp Harrier action alongside the river at the moment. Mating couples doing spectacular aeronautical duets midair. It’s hard to keep your eyes on the road. I imagine that’s the cause of the head-on car/guardrail prang I saw today. Take note pervy twitchers - pull over.

Shit.

It’s Spring. And once again I feel the tragic mismatch of my love for baby bunnies and my love for native birds of prey. Drama on the riverbank roadside with no idea who to barrack for.

well if they’re in the running, I’m headed straight to register my vote for the dinosaur chicken, YES.

(Also I average 3)

DON’T SQUEEZE LEMON ON YOUR FISH.

Oh yes!that thing!

Wow. Same.

NONSENSE.