Jack Morrison

if everyone on earth pissed into the grand canyon it would still take over 800000 years of constant peeing for it to be full

13.03.2025 14:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the only thing I really associate with the super bowl is that bobs burgers episode where gene breaks a toilet with his big poop

10.02.2025 00:41 — 👍 146    🔁 14    💬 9    📌 0

You: I’m sitting
Me: I am standing on my butt

10.02.2025 02:34 — 👍 225    🔁 11    💬 7    📌 0

2025 i'm only eating mcburgandy's
mcdonald’s fries on a wendy’s burger inside of burger king because it's cleaner

10.02.2025 03:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Work in progress with only the outline done, hand embroidered hoop art of Winnie the Pooh sitting down to eat with ‘eat the rich’ written on it

you guys look at what I’m stitching 🍴🍯

09.02.2025 23:11 — 👍 20466    🔁 2069    💬 328    📌 81