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The Hermit Who Developed Impeccable Social Skills for Getting Out of Socializing Realizes They Actually Need Connections, But Still Doesn't Want To Leave the House: Accidentally Creates an Identity With Their Porn Username While Talking to a Camgirl

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Sleeping Bulbasaur with a straw hat on its bud.

Sleeping Bulbasaur with a straw hat on its bud.

Straw hat bulbs

08.08.2025 00:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kessler the teenage destroyer lol

31.07.2025 19:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

AWOOOOOO

27.07.2025 00:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Having engagement decide the winner is epic level engagement bate for fans ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

17.07.2025 03:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Who's your favorite sexy Dropout car wash team?
โค๏ธ 'Like' if Team 1 is your favorite
๐Ÿ’ฌ 'Comment' if Team 2 is your favorite!

14.07.2025 23:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6193    ๐Ÿ” 760    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1199    ๐Ÿ“Œ 106
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The lady said $3,000 worth of animated buttholes, Sam! ๐Ÿ‘

14.07.2025 23:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4125    ๐Ÿ” 556    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 90    ๐Ÿ“Œ 48

Forgot that I remembered to do something

17.07.2025 01:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Pepperoni pizza burger

Pepperoni pizza burger

16.07.2025 22:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Accidentally shot this slowmo and then accidentally unslowmo-ed some of it because apparently I don't know how to take videos with my phone properly

10.07.2025 03:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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melodics is my current obsession/god tier stim for the past few months. Expensive rhythm game with an expensive controller that's teaching me to play the drums or something lmao. Something soothing about whacking the shit out of something everyday.

10.07.2025 03:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Upon spilling their first beer

"I swear to God I'm just clumsy"

09.07.2025 22:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โค๏ธ

09.07.2025 22:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Cheeseburger with Doritos ketchup chips on it

Cheeseburger with Doritos ketchup chips on it

26.06.2025 19:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character with yellow hair is standing in a room ALT: a cartoon character with yellow hair is standing in a room

My control issues demanding I control my control issues

24.06.2025 12:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

likely to see.

04.05.2025 05:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Feel like I don't really have any connections left on these places. Deactivated twitter but feel like im abandoning this place as well. Its not wholly a reaction to grief as I have been feeling this way for awhile but now I am comboing and why am I putting so much thought into a thing no one is

04.05.2025 05:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dogs have been our companions for how many thousands of years. Why did we never breed them for better longevity

03.05.2025 21:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dog died two days ago, and after putting him to rest, I have basically only been home to sleep. Headed home to be alone for the first time since :(

03.05.2025 21:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seriously wish we would not allow cops to bear witness. Bet they would stop having so many problems with their cams.

02.05.2025 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My obsessive need to check things has never really bothered me until it was wanting to check my half buried dog. Currently a wreck and don't want to deal with it

01.05.2025 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Chappell Roan - The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess on Mario Paint Composer
YouTube video by fartmancomposer Chappell Roan - The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess on Mario Paint Composer

I love this so much and I hope other people are doing it too because I want more Mario maker music. Also it hadn't occurred to me but I want to see if there's Octavia versions of chappell roan.

youtu.be/FsTFvIuMt7Q?...

01.05.2025 13:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Complicates someone's political narrative"

Personally I'm anti murdering kids even if they did something bad. Like they could have done exactly what was claimed and I'm still anti murdering them.

01.05.2025 11:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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What is the lifespan of software? What if you make software that's silly and full of whimsy? Will people remember it? Anyway, here's a video someone recently posted of โ€œGood Luck, Babe!โ€ by Chappell Roan performed through the composer feature in Mario Paint, a game released on Super Nintendo in 1992

01.05.2025 02:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5381    ๐Ÿ” 1327    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 106    ๐Ÿ“Œ 78

yeah i am pretty much on the side of primary everyone

30.04.2025 11:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28941    ๐Ÿ” 5239    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1131    ๐Ÿ“Œ 455

Me and my wife pulled my dog in a wagon a mile from the vet to not have to put him in the car. Now we have to go fetch our cars

01.05.2025 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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(for new and returning subscribers only, not existing subscribers)
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30.04.2025 21:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 246    ๐Ÿ” 41    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
The Turtles in their giant fucking zeppelin with the word 'TURTLES' written on it.

The Turtles in their giant fucking zeppelin with the word 'TURTLES' written on it.

Splinter: "You must live in the shadows, my sons, for society would not understand you. You must strike, and then fade away."
The Turtles in their giant fucking zeppelin with laser beam cannons and the word 'TURTLES' written on it:

21.04.2025 20:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 660    ๐Ÿ” 230    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

if you know a lot of stuff i think it is your moral duty to be kind and excited when people learn stuff for the first time. the world is full of stuff we don't know about, don't be mean

27.04.2025 02:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9247    ๐Ÿ” 1627    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 145    ๐Ÿ“Œ 119
Human type:Fighter
So long as you punch the bad guys, seems fine.

You can sometimes lash out unexpectedly, but it is almost always in service of stewardship of others. You're ready to fight for what you believe in. Can you kill your way to peace.

Human type:Fighter So long as you punch the bad guys, seems fine. You can sometimes lash out unexpectedly, but it is almost always in service of stewardship of others. You're ready to fight for what you believe in. Can you kill your way to peace.

Black Mirror phone game was actually pretty good and there went my evening lol

27.04.2025 03:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reminds me of the time I wiped cum on my wife's forehead with my thumb and said "Simba"

26.04.2025 12:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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