Edward Harvey

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Maybe you misheard. Maybe they said BEARing advice

Overrated: Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

Underrated: Milky Way

Canadian Pickles are just eggplant like Canadian Bacon is just round ham

The GailBear should have fewer BLOOD FEUDS @gailsimone.bsky.social

Pickled kangaroos. You mistook them all for @tomtaylormade.bsky.social . That basement is getting full though

But who holds the Blessed Timbit of GailBear?

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GailBear @gailsimone.bsky.social should make a game

GAILBEAR AGAINST HUMANITY

You eat Timbits on poutine

And you love them almost as much as you love Cyclops

GailBear @gailsimone.bsky.social puts Timbits on the poutine

In GailSpeak, "gave them away" means devoured them all and demanded more

This is @gailsimone.bsky.social , I'm sure of it

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And I thought that ECCC meant

Evil

Critters

Causing

Chaos

You ate them all

I thought Canadian Pickles were just eggplant or some such. Sort of like Canadian Bacon is just oddly shaped ham @gailsimone.bsky.social

GailBear @gailsimone.bsky.social and Kangaroo @tomtaylormade.bsky.social need to end their BLOOD FEUD before there's collateral damage. If these animals can get along why can't they?

Sadness is a Rob Schneider movie

What's "happiness"? Sounds Fakey

What's "happiness"? Sounds Fakey

I could've written that tweet. Do I have a split personality? Probably not. That person probably doesn't make so many dumb bear jokes

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But will you do a little jig?

The only possible good coming out of a sale I see is if Zaslav leaves

I like peanut butter ( creamy only, I'm not insane)

I like grape jelly

Peanut butter and jelly makes me literally sick

And a photoshooped bear!!! @gailsimone.bsky.social

She runs a book club. The GailBear Book Club

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There should be Tech Bears. @gailsimone.bsky.social

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This is actually @gailsimone.bsky.social Transphobes suck dance

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True, but maybe start with a Wynonna book

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GailBear, same @gailsimone.bsky.social