Cobalt Bloo

Happy pride month to those who celebrate, including the straight cis fellas who like to use non-gendered language to keep the homies on their toes

The best part about having a cheat night and ordering a pizza for myself is the buyers remorse after spending $45 on food delivery.

The quicker I can make a high fantasy RPG devolve into Monty Python, the more I will like your game.

it's kinda insane how intensely libraries would be shot down if they were pitched now

pikachu mood

When something is tagged "sexually suggestive" I assume it means like a risqué pose or something why they whole ass out

YouTube video by Cobalt Bloo SING US A SONG YOU'RE THE DRAGON MAN [Baldur's Gate 3]

The silliness cannot be contained youtu.be/5tugahUXQTM

Cobalt looking at the viewer with "Be Gay Do Crime" text

Never forget:

Protein shakes are a magic potion that gives u cute thighs don't tell anyone

Momo from the game "Gunfire Reborn"

Momo! The ink squirrel arrives!

I was gonna make something today but unfortunetly a wizard enslaved my soul in the body of a homonculus badger so I had to take a "me" day.

After filling out enough job applications, you rrally start to forget what skills you have and where you used to work after awhile.

Can I move into my new apartment yet

Martin Luther King Jr would have wanted me to wear jeans at work today, idk what everyone's problem is.

My superpower is that when you see me for the first time I'm T-Posing for a few frames before I finish loading in.

pixar keeps trying (and failing) to rediscover its secret sauce when it was always just randy newman

YouTube video by Cobalt Bloo The Buckshot Roulette Multiplayer Experience

Nothing quite like taking buckshots from a trusted friend youtu.be/sgvknGQ4uxQ?...

there are probably some amazing video games i would have loved that i never played solely because they had a name like RayneBlayde: Chronicles of Knyfe Saga

Turtwig goin' aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Buckshot Roulette Multiplayer episode is almost finished. I hope to be done pretty soon here.

The internet isn't real but the people are how fucked up is that

Hey where's Metal Gear, Reggie

Text saying "so true bestie, what did you say btw i wasn't paying attention" with a cutsey cobalt.

A drawing of Cobalt Bloo with rosey cheeks

When you're yelling at me, just remember this is who you're yelling at

I want a pocket watch.

Like imagine how cool I'd look if someone asks for the time and I pull one of those babies out.

Maybe wear a monocle, too

Now that BlueSky is finally popping off I think its about time to start making a real effort to post instead of just lurking.

Go big bloo

Ok is this better

I've been advised to clarify that his leg is hanging over his hip and that it is indeed, not what you think it is

Whoops, my finger slipped