Biollante

The Bride of Frankenstein (1935)

First time watching, surprisingly enough, and I think this movie is actually perfect. Best first watch of the month so far.

Well,

Italian actress Isabella Rossellini taking a selfie in her car with her sheep

Italian actress Isabella Rossellini getting her sheep blessed for Saint Francis Day

She's having the time of her fucking life

Giant billboard in Tel Aviv with a picture of Trump and text “CYRUS THE GREAT IS ALIVE!”

Normal country

He is so embarrassed

I love how fake the Nobel Prize in Economics is

A Cat in the Brain (1990)

Now see, this good splatter. Terrifier take notes. Only Lucio Fulci has the courage to look directly into the camera and ask "am I getting off on this?"

I'm not going to say there's nothing israel could do to get me to like them, because they could still nuke tel aviv. That option is still on the table. This is me throwing them a bone

Onedrive settings. A toggle for using AI to detect and identify faces is set to on. The caption says, you can only turn off this setting 3 times per year.

bitch what

Do you guys think Sisyphus ever tried to fuck the rock

Feel like Waluigi would be on the Epstein flight logs but not Wario and I think that’s the fundamental difference between the characters

I'll be back don't you worry

I'm thinking of becoming a useful idiot

Terrifier 3 (2024)

The third movie in a horror series is usually where a franchise takes a big swing and begins to define itself. Damien Leone however, doesn't have anything to offer but the same shit. At least Chris Jericho dies horribly

Baby bison tries to get his momma to kill me

He would have killed several park rangers and fled to israel

Can you imagine how annoying he would have been if he was alive

Let her cook.

"Let her cook." -Don Draper

Corpse Bride (2005)

I don't think I've seen this since it was in theaters, my god that was 20 years ago. Really charming with some excellent stop motion and amazing character designs, but I hate Victor. I want to give him a swirly

bsky.app/profile/leah... yeah

I'm not really concerned about what he thinks. Marco Rubio, Stephen Miller and Pam Bondi are going to use this to justify further sanctions and "military action" against refugees these sanctions created

Idk how to explain this to people but giving the Nobel Peace Prize to the opposition leader in Venezuela is still a win for the trump white house. They're already so antagonistic to Maduro

Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III (1990)

Objectively a huge step down for the series and a clear attempt to turn it into a Friday the 13th style quick buck slasher franchise, but it does have Ken Foree, and that's worth about 2 stars on it's own.

The foreskin is where the neurotypical lives

Like imagine you ran a blacksite in Afghanistan for 15 years, torturing people and trafficking children and drugs to God knows where, and now your boss is an alcoholic who yells at you for being fat. That's the closest thing these people ever get to justice but I'll take it

The silver lining of it all is that the most powerful military and surveillance apparatus in human history is controlled by 12 of the dumbest people on earth. I think that's awesome because I hate the military and the surveillance apparatus, personally

The thousands of hostages we never hear about.

Beast mode

Pine martens at rest are always in a position I call "stanced up". They're ready for whatever come near them