Eli (Kale 🥬)

my sweet, sweet love just rolled over in bed to google “what’s the opposite of fuck”

so some penguins turn to a life of crime text over a picture of a penguin

it’s understandable really

How am i supposed to be a functioning member of society when my bed exists

super? i barely know her! and i definitely don’t know her well enough to know what kind of soup she prefers

A quick post-cruise refresher from me before I do any serious delving into any particular current events:

Fuck fascists
Fuck -phobes
Fuck wealthy sociopaths
Fuck immigrant-haters
Fuck sexists
Fuck anyone who wants to invade Canada and/or Mexico
Fuck vaccine deniers
Fuck this administration
Etc, etc

LOVE. omg 😭😭😭

on my lifetime list of “biggest self-love acts”:

- my first ever (gac) haircut

(my hair was nearly long enough to touch my ass)

This is my favorite picture of Stonewall.

They knew they were getting arrested just for being LGBTQ+.

Yet... they're still here, standing outside of the boarded up Stonewall Inn, smiling as the world was at a fever pitch of hatred against them.

I think about it a lot in moments like this.

it’s a horrible fucking week for american history folks.

ty 😭

SCOTUS announces it will hear whether or not LGBTQ inclusive education is unconstitutional.

Not great for LGBTQ people, and could be disastrous to teaching that we have a history and have existed alongside everyone else for centuries.

chat how we feel about a moment of silence for trans ppl born the 20th of January (me)

With a Trump as their leader, those billionaires will definitely abuse the power they have been given.

crescent moon that also spells cunt

when i look at the moon, i think of you

This remains, and I say this advisedly, one of the best exchanges I have ever seen on social media

😔

not a sweater in the world uglier than America

me & all the homies are insistent, consistent & persistent in the clerb

interesting fact: I am my wife’s “hear me out”