❄️Mary Cosby's Praise Dance❄️

People saying Lilly Allen is doing too much… clearly not familiar with her game. She’s been like this. Honestly she could be doing MORE.

I don’t give a Kentucky Fried Fuck if you are a Teenager trick or treating. The gag is, Auntie was giving them extra full size bars, extra mini handfuls, and even a CHIP options. Auntie is happy you’re out here in costume instead of doing crime.

Listen, regardless of if you’re on benefits or not, yall better get to them peoples store before the weekend. It was giving Hurricane/Blizzard on the horizon. Tensions are going to be at an all time high, make sure you’re taken care of!

Sprite is as far as I’m willing to go!

Nothing harshes my vibe more than a 7am tooth cleaning

I realise what a privilege it is, but good Lord I hateeeeee going to the dentist

WICKED FABREEZE SPRAY! Nothing says capitalism like a bathroom scented like poop and WICKED

The best part of Pearl is when she’s doing that fuck ass dance. Completely caught me off guard and made the movie perfect. You think this whole time she’s gonna be bringing some heat because you know she wiped out the whole fam. God I love that movie

OH AND ALL THE WICKED MAKEUP AND PERFUME AND I THINK I SAW SHOWER PUFFS

Oh of course, gotta have the Wicked dishwasher pods to go with the Wicked Dawn Spray that goes with the Wicked Deodorant that goes with the Wicked Laundry soap

The one kind of cool thing I saw was a surprise cake mix. Don’t even get me started on all the Stranger Things stuff.

Wicked DEODORANT??? This needs to stop

Movie collaboration/branding has gotten out of control. Why is there Wicked themed laundry pods? Why.

And you knew damn well it was time for you to log off !!

Oh there definitely is a God 😓😍

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN??

- most everyone with access to the internet rn

I’m so irritated all this shrimp keeps getting recalled, because I could really go for a shrimp cocktail rn

Nikki STILL at it omg

Idk how else to describe it, I’m just so chill. I know the world is burning, but it’s October. We made it.

Yeah basically

Ok but what everyone is missing is that people like Dolly Parton will be raptured and we will be left with all these ….folks that pretend to be Christians but are fundamentally ghouls.

If the day starts out foggy and overcast, it needs to stay that way. I’m not trying to see the sun, I’ve already committed to foggy day activities and mindset. I will literally hiss if the sun comes out.

Isn’t the MLB a billion dollar industry? Why are these players wearing sponsor patches on their sleeves like an impoverished school district soccer team?

Spotify, try me again with the “smart shuffle “

Is this a real band or is it just for the movie

What the hell is kpop demon hunters?

A bitch has been stressed to the point I was about to get me a pack of cigarettes. I quit 4 years ago, come to find out they stopped making my cigarettes.
I just went on a walk and listened to slipknot instead.

Libby hates to see my username log on lol

tbh i’ve already moved on from that man and ready to talk about something else

Gods timing is always right 🎶🎵