❄️Mary Cosby's Praise Dance❄️

I know I’m late to the party, but I finally sat down and watched Bad Influence…notice how it’s no Black Mothers on there…. TUH!
“It’s so complex “
No tf it’s not. The signs were there. You dialed.
Also, the Tiffany lady? Jail is too good for her. Why did none of those parents run up on her…

Sorry, The Housemaid was good as hell. Amanda carried that shit but it was fantastic.

I WASNT READYYYYYY

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Yall said Coco was such an emotional movie, I didn’t listen

Children will humble you so quickly, lil praise dance just pointed at my armpits and say “wow, a little grassy!” Pshhhh

Any millennial who built their entire personality around Spice Girls will tell you that;

Just because she “dances” like a bag of bones rigged up to electrodes, doesn’t make it offensive. It’s just bad.

Rain+Bed Rotting+SVU = Elite Combo

Ok but,
Longhorn and TRH have never lied about who they are.

I am bougie, but I also appreciate consistency

When I say “👀 you can do that?!” And no one gets it

Watching shows like FROM make me feel better about “over” packing. Especially the first aid kit and laundry sheets.

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Starting a new show with 3 seasons, 45 min episodes, and finding out halfway through season 4 just wrapped filming

Stranger Things from S3E2, for anyone interested:

Accurate

Girl it’s NOT THIS SERIOUS

Because what is dis, hunny?!?!

Got the Little Praise Dancers on all the 90s cartoons. So far, Hey Arnold! Is their favorite. One of the best shows to teach empathy and kindness.

It all worked out. Christmas miracle

Why, God?

Don’t Worry, Darling was actually a great movie??
I feel like a lot of the controversy around it is rooted in misogyny. Which is crazy, considering the overall premise is what the manospher is trying to push today.

“Drag queens are indoctrinating our kids”
Um I grew up on Ru Paul’s talk show. Indoctrinating to what? Say it out loud.

A millennial in crisis booked most of these acts #macysthanksgivingdayparade

Hope you all cook today like you’re trying to avoid the Judas Cradle for your lawyers and Uber Drivers

If Ciara isn’t pregnant, why is the cameraman doing everything in their power to not shoot her from below the bust

For possible legal reasons I’m not gonna say anything else but pay those people more than food in the break room and time and a half.

Stay out of my inbox with that “UP TO 40% off”.
Black Friday used to mean something. I saw some Karen’s literally scrap over a bed in a bag that was 20$ marked down from ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS. They would try and sneak in the employee entrance, they would try and BRIBE us.

My favorite grocery store re arranged itself the weekend before thanksgiving. That’s how my day is going.

Something that has always bothered me about Harry Potter:
When Snape is going at Ron&Harry because the flying car crashes into the Womping Willow, he’s like that tree has been here since before you were born! ….ok they are like 13. A 13 year old tree is not impressive.

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I’m tired of her

I have a strong feeling that a Divorce arc is coming for Lisa

This auntie loves KATSEYE.
I didn’t know they were gonna blow up like this after the documentary I watched about them. Very happy for all those young ladies, thank you for bringing back AMAZING Gap commercials and serious bops.