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Perpetually Flummoxed

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Progressive autistic wordsmith. So tired of willful ignorance. I value science, love, the social safety net, and freedom from religion. Ready to enlist in the Elphaba army.

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May this one day happen to them.

13.02.2026 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4022    πŸ” 766    πŸ’¬ 174    πŸ“Œ 45

Elmo
@elmo
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That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❀️🎢🐰
Based Yankee
@thebasedyankee
You and Bad Bunny should be deported

Elmo @elmo · 1h That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❀️🎢🐰 Based Yankee @thebasedyankee You and Bad Bunny should be deported

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

09.02.2026 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 42757    πŸ” 7475    πŸ’¬ 992    πŸ“Œ 550

139 million people watched Bad Bunny
4 million people watched Kid Rock

The Charlie Kirk memorial was a total flop

Almost no one went to see Melania

If there's some vast, conservative supermajority whey do they never show up for events like this?

09.02.2026 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 237    πŸ” 70    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 2

β€œI’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”

my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist

09.02.2026 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 18223    πŸ” 4520    πŸ’¬ 399    πŸ“Œ 414
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I love Green Day so much and I’m so very happy they performedβ€˜American Idiot’ because, well…you know… 😁

08.02.2026 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 21891    πŸ” 3654    πŸ’¬ 404    πŸ“Œ 218

Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century.

He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.

08.02.2026 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 38101    πŸ” 14367    πŸ’¬ 1385    πŸ“Œ 747

Trump is demanding $10 billion because a contractor (not an IRS employee) leaked some of his data.

OK, then. It seems only fair that each of the 300,000,000+ Americans whose personal tax and Social Security data was leaked by DOGE receive the same renumeration.

That's $300,000,000,000,000+.

03.02.2026 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1843    πŸ” 572    πŸ’¬ 71    πŸ“Œ 20
Cartoon: no lineups for Melania compared to a huge lineup for root canals.

Cartoon: no lineups for Melania compared to a huge lineup for root canals.

Globe and Mail cartoon

02.02.2026 06:10 β€” πŸ‘ 15243    πŸ” 4416    πŸ’¬ 389    πŸ“Œ 255
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01.02.2026 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2737    πŸ” 897    πŸ’¬ 132    πŸ“Œ 69

sure they’re tear-gassing toddlers but what do the polls say

01.02.2026 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3232    πŸ” 521    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 18
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THIS πŸ‘‡ HERE......

31.01.2026 11:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3834    πŸ” 1690    πŸ’¬ 131    πŸ“Œ 72

People who β€œdon’t do”politics:

Can you feel politics doing you yet?

30.01.2026 04:43 β€” πŸ‘ 574    πŸ” 160    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 8

I just took my trash out and I think my eyebrows froze off

29.01.2026 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 703    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 0
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BREAKING: The Senate just blocked a bill that would have renewed ICE's budget without real, enforceable changes.

This is a direct result of hundreds of thousands of people across the nation demanding that our Senators vote no.

29.01.2026 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 7544    πŸ” 2160    πŸ’¬ 121    πŸ“Œ 175

I know all eyes are on Minneapolis, but there's a fast-approaching nightmare in Springfield, Ohio.

Trump is revoking protected status for tens of thousands of Haitians living there on Feb. 3.

Reportedly, on Feb. 4, 1000 ICE agents are arriving to remove this population. Ethnic cleansing.

28.01.2026 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 9803    πŸ” 4978    πŸ’¬ 242    πŸ“Œ 369

omg

27.01.2026 05:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3641    πŸ” 398    πŸ’¬ 80    πŸ“Œ 18
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Amid these dark moments, something important is beginning to shift.

It's clearly the result of healthy political pressure - which we must sustain, and build.

27.01.2026 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 20198    πŸ” 5008    πŸ’¬ 709    πŸ“Œ 335
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IMMORAL…

This drawing was made by one of the 5 year old El Gamal twins. It shows children behind bars with the caption, β€œI’m 5 years old.”

An immigration judge denied them bond, citing β€œinsufficient assets.” These children could remain in detention for years while their case is appealed.

27.01.2026 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 5237    πŸ” 2925    πŸ’¬ 340    πŸ“Œ 258
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Anyone want a ticket to Melania? You have literally all of them to choose from. h/t Alex Petit.

27.01.2026 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 5650    πŸ” 912    πŸ’¬ 943    πŸ“Œ 170
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The planes are grounded.

25.01.2026 09:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm at a loss for words. I'm glad someone else has them.

25.01.2026 08:51 β€” πŸ‘ 15481    πŸ” 5741    πŸ’¬ 458    πŸ“Œ 217

Foreign relationships/alliances broken.

US economy crumbling.

US govt destroyed.

Attacking Venezuela.

Threatening Greenland.

Threatening Federal Reserve Chair.

Prosecuting opponents.

Injuring, detaining, deporting immigrants.

Murdering citizens.

How much more will it take?

25.01.2026 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 602    πŸ” 233    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 11
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In the USA now, lawfully carrying a camera (1st Amendment) and a gun (2nd Amendment) allows the government to kill you.

24.01.2026 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 924    πŸ” 457    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 22