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Rodger ft. The Ghost of Christmas Present Perfect Continuous

@lightningrodger.bsky.social

Don't ask me; I was at the First Annual Memorial for Ideas hosted by Acura, Prilosec and Gogurt Squirts. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (He/Him)

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Post image 06.02.2026 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
A shirtless white man flexes in a mirrored room. He is wearing black gym shorts and a chain with a padlock around his neck.

A shirtless white man flexes in a mirrored room. He is wearing black gym shorts and a chain with a padlock around his neck.

I hope you don't mind that this I basically only post gym progress. πŸ₯Ήβœ¨πŸ‘„

24.12.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 115    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0
A carton of Santa's milk, indicating that Santa is a creature that can be milked

A carton of Santa's milk, indicating that Santa is a creature that can be milked

Damn. I didn't know you could even milk one of these...

21.12.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 129    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 4

My most uncontroversial hot take is that "Last Holiday" (2006) with Queen Latifah is the best Christmas movie.

21.12.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🫣

www.gigacalculator.com/calculators/...

27.10.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
A white mustachioed man in a grey tank top flexes in a mirrored room so that his reflection can be seen infinitely falling behind him.

A white mustachioed man in a grey tank top flexes in a mirrored room so that his reflection can be seen infinitely falling behind him.

Arms in Spaaaace!

27.10.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 104    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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3️⃣5οΈβƒ£πŸŽ‚

17.10.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 126    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 0

Experts are agreeing that Scruff’s new stories feature is, surprisingly, a really culturally valuable addition to an otherwise structurally crumbling landscape of increasingly-less-social media. Here’s why:

β€’ I posted my butt & 30 hot ppl said heyyy

01.10.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 134    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Share your favourite black and white movie

28.09.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looking respectfully.

27.09.2025 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And Turkish and Lebanese

17.09.2025 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely. I'd miss Mexican food but D wins hands-down.

16.09.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man 's face with the words `` i dont feel so good '' written on the bottom . Alt: a close up of a man 's face with the words `` i dont feel so good '' written on the bottom .

Me reading this

13.09.2025 12:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A white mustachioed man flexes in a gym mirror. He's wearing a black tank top with a white lightning bolt pattern and black shorts.

A white mustachioed man flexes in a gym mirror. He's wearing a black tank top with a white lightning bolt pattern and black shorts.

There are so many straight people here; it feels like a Kia Summer Sales Event.

03.09.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Big. πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«

29.08.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not complaining.

22.08.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A Starbucks Frappuccino display in a grocery store. Do to catastrophic kerning it reads:

GOON,
TREAT YOURSELF

A Starbucks Frappuccino display in a grocery store. Do to catastrophic kerning it reads: GOON, TREAT YOURSELF

Goon,

12.08.2025 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4057    πŸ” 395    πŸ’¬ 160    πŸ“Œ 59

"That's just water." 🀨

29.07.2025 12:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

But you better not kill the groove
DJ, gonna burn down this damn golf course right down!

20.07.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Triple Libra. 🫣

17.07.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Elder Grandmas IV: Oblivion

17.07.2025 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A white mustachioed man wearing a blank tank top that has an opossum waving a raibow flag that says "Be crime do gay" on it. He has a popsocket on his phone that is a Gengar and the gengar is upside down.

A white mustachioed man wearing a blank tank top that has an opossum waving a raibow flag that says "Be crime do gay" on it. He has a popsocket on his phone that is a Gengar and the gengar is upside down.

πŸ•΅οΈπŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ€

04.07.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 107    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

I'll send a link to one of the most comprehensive and effective program I've seen for beginners. 😁

04.07.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

George Glass!

04.07.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Absolutely incredible turnout for Budapest Pride! So proud of all the organizers, including some old friends, who estimate hundreds of thousandsβ€” major embarrassment to Orban

28.06.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 38567    πŸ” 8080    πŸ’¬ 501    πŸ“Œ 799

4-2-5-3-1-4 I couldn't imagine starting from 1!

27.06.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh he's upset. Lol.

25.06.2025 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
PokΓ©mon emerald screenshot with a spheal backsprite and text saying β€œspheal is trying”

PokΓ©mon emerald screenshot with a spheal backsprite and text saying β€œspheal is trying”

me too spheal

18.06.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3408    πŸ” 1271    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 27

Oh

time.com/7295195/ai-c...

19.06.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 5769    πŸ” 2314    πŸ’¬ 68    πŸ“Œ 174