Stephen 🥤

Fucking hell I’m SO fed up of hearing about “hard working British people” - give me a break

I literally only use Siri to set a timer for cooking when my hands are dirty lol

I haven’t done anything for a week apart from walking, hotel gym was distinctly unimpressive 😭

Oh boy. Not this.

Deary me 😭

Thank you for the positive review!

Happy #humpday : Holiday Sunrise Edition 🌅

Post a photo you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed

Why would you ever own up to this hideous behaviour? Unless you are severely allergic to the point of anaphylactic shock, I just think you are a toxic person who is so incredibly selfish. I hope she doesn’t win the Oscar.

Yes, we get kids coming straight from school/college in jeans and shoes. One even had his shirt and tie on 🙄

But at least I hope you get the benefit of no-one going to your gym in jeans x

My gym is actually the quietest on the weekend, I guess there’s more time through the day to spread the people going rather than 2 hours before 8 and two hours after 5. But that’s annoying cause who wants to go to the gym at 2pm on a weekend day?!

I said this to all my friends. It’s amazing that just by answering the questions put to him can sound so refreshing and honest.

I think they will be, Zack seems v switched on. But they need to continue this momentum and if they can get an additional 4 or 5 MP’s that will be around the same as reform. The Greens need additional voices rather than it being a one or two person operation.

It’s time for a few left leaning credible Labour MP’s to defect. Zack has to be careful who he accepts but would love to see Nadia Whittome, Bell Ribeiro-Addy and Clive Lewis in the Green Party.

This foccacia.
This lasagne.
This tiramisu.

🤤🤤🤤

Trying to block out the news x

The GC measures 💀

More good lighting; this time from the bar toilets 💡

Are you going in a jock strap?

Must’ve been a posh school to meet a Hugo there!

I’ve had 3 x Hugo Spritz today already

Ok but can I bring this mirror / lighting set up home with me pls?

It’s so windy our pool area closed because the hoarding fell down onto the sun loungers 💀

Fucking hell he’s so good isn’t he 💚

Cheers 💚

Green suitcase ✅
Green Hotel ✅
Green swimmers ✅

Manifesting works! Up the Greens!! 💚

I wonder if we will start to see Labour > Green defections now.. I can think of a few who would be welcome..

Fucking pricks!

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Wait. So they’re trying to say that extremist Muslim men, who they presumably think want to implement sharia law, forced their families to vote for a blonde haired white woman, running for a party led by a gay Jewish man, who have policies around relaxing laws on sex work and decriminalising drugs..