Stephen 🥤

This foccacia.
This lasagne.
This tiramisu.

🤤🤤🤤

Trying to block out the news x

The GC measures 💀

More good lighting; this time from the bar toilets 💡

Are you going in a jock strap?

Must’ve been a posh school to meet a Hugo there!

I’ve had 3 x Hugo Spritz today already

Ok but can I bring this mirror / lighting set up home with me pls?

It’s so windy our pool area closed because the hoarding fell down onto the sun loungers 💀

Fucking hell he’s so good isn’t he 💚

Cheers 💚

Green suitcase ✅
Green Hotel ✅
Green swimmers ✅

Manifesting works! Up the Greens!! 💚

I wonder if we will start to see Labour > Green defections now.. I can think of a few who would be welcome..

Fucking pricks!

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Wait. So they’re trying to say that extremist Muslim men, who they presumably think want to implement sharia law, forced their families to vote for a blonde haired white woman, running for a party led by a gay Jewish man, who have policies around relaxing laws on sex work and decriminalising drugs..

Matt "Good win"? More like Matt Cunt

YAY FOR THE GREENS! 🥬

Yes! Give me your review pls.. initial thoughts.. the sangria is lethal!

My hotel is brat

Just arrived at GC airport, our flight was like a saga holiday lol, and honestly the disdain I have for British boomers is palpable. The most miserable, grumpy, overly critical, sensitive, immature group of people I have ever been around. YOU’RE ON HOLIDAY DEREK, CHEER UP!

It’s shameful that we’re participating whilst Israel co tinges to be allowed to perform. Sorry to the UK entrant but we should boycott

I want nothing more than Matt Goodwin to have that stupid grin wiped off his racist misogynist face. Prick.

I’m just terrified Reform will sneak it…

Well I never! I knew it stopped you sweating but didn’t realise it didn’t wash off!

But deodorant doesn’t really neeeeed to last over 24 hours anyway given you should be showering at least once a day!

Question for the culture: what is the point of advertising anti perspirant deodorant that lasts for 72/96 hours? 96 hours is 4 days. Are they encouraging (straight) men to not shower for 3/4 days? Is this actually happening? Why do they think we need this?

Stunnin. The sun came out to prep me for GC tomorrow. Love.

Yes! Love this! I stopped doing “dry January” a couple of years ago and switched to “only drinking outside the house in January (which was infrequent because.. well January) and it helped reframe my relationship with alcohol quite a lot! More of this!

Imagine being Sarah vine and thinking that anyone even THINKING of voting Green would see this (lol) and go, oh maybe SARAH VINE is right and I should switch to the Tories or Farage. The Daily Mail is the very epitome of an echo chamber. Silly!

Do everything you can to win this Zack. The establishment are RATTLED. If you pull this off it will be some feat! Sending all the 💚 to Gorton and Denton!