Justin Eger

Best one yet

Or both, depending on the game.

Well, either you’re about to get a side-quest or going to be made an offer for your soul.

Relatable

(Flips table, but quietly, because library)

I was on the fence, but now I'm in.

Gonna need a full report later.

Or in a weirdly conspiratorial way, like he's one of their pals.

My son's class is visiting my library today.

I've never had this opportunity to embarrass him before. I'm actually suffering choice paralysis.

Dad jokes? Random imitation of a gorilla running up to him and saying, "Ook! Ook!" Asking, "Is this the person you like?"

So many possibilities!

True friendship.

As a once and future comms person... wow.

Glad to see the old traditions persist.

"This is my closing argument!"

"You are majoring in a 5000 year old dead language?"

(This one got a lot of mileage when my one niece was in college and her school let her into a "build your own major" program.)

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“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

PCU is an underrated classic. I still quote it. To myself, because no one gets rhe references, but I still quote it.

This is the kind of brilliant thinking that makes Hollywood execs squeamish (complimentary).

Before cell phones you could just leave someone a note on the kitchen counter and never see them again

Foggy First Friday. March morning today in Chicago at sunrise as the fog rolled across the skyline.

Do our brains share office space? Same building, at least...

Private commission, noir detective's office.

This is Spinal Tap: Reiner with Christopher Guest, who is wearing skeleton tee.

The Princess Bride: Rob Reiner with film crew, Cary Elwes in shepherd costume with staff

When Harry Met Sally: On stoop, Reiner seated between Billy Crystal and Meg Ryan.

A Few Good Men: In courtroom, Reiner discusses scene with Tom Cruise.

Too many recent tragedies...

Today, should be celebrating actor/director Rob Reiner's birthday, 3/6/47. Instead, remembering legacy of bangers...

84 This is Spinal Tap
85 Sure Thing
86 Stand by Me
87 Princess Bride
89 When Harry Met Sally
90 Misery
92 Few Good Men
95 American President

#filmsky 📽

The fucking knots these headline writers will twist...

LORE ACCURATE PITTSBURGH.

Pittsburgh's own!!!

Well played, sir.

Would.

i cannot stress enough that if you know anything about how kristi noem found out she was fired you must tell me

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