Melyssa

I’m surprised we haven’t developed the ability to shoot poison barbs when a predator tries to touch us yet

*the optimist whatever

I was trying to be optimist dammit

Maybe it’s just nice to have a little extra skate with friends

But overtime is never done with us.

And it turns out he was a Nazi all along

Noah cates appreciation day is every day

Adding this to my list

The real challenge was trying to say “real world/road rules” without sounding stupid

Alright back to sleep 🫡

Mascot wrestling. Gritty’s finisher is called the Gritizen’s Arrest.

Someone erased his dvr episodes of tiny toons

Lmao I’m looking forward to it

And failing hard

Step one is finding where it all got packed away lol but I’m on it ☺️

On top of the apparent humiliation kink, democrats are also addicted to losing.

Honestly I just didn’t have the money at the time to keep up with it, my film camera broke and I was between living situations and it all just got put on the back burner

They’re the best couple though

Out of all the hobbies I’ve ever loved and had to put aside for one reason or another, photography is the one I truly miss

Fuuuck there’s so much hate there, what a bummer

Still kills me

David Lynch saying ‘One day, the sadness will end. But I don’t think today’s the day.’

Every god damn day. This is exhausting.

There’s still a month before real baseball starts and I’ll complain about it every day if I have to

I know I would

Thanks flyers

We will never know!

I had to look that word up as I’ve never heard it in my life

It’s probably my top google hit

Good news I’m still unsure every single time