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A grey cat sits on the floor and chews on the corner of a cardboard box. He looks silly.

My Goose approves of a name twin!

Pool deck of a cruise boat. People are lounging around a pool. There is a banner that says "Andrew McMahon's Holiday from Real"

Hello from a boat! I'm going to be On A Boat In My Flippy Floppies for a few days. Hope there is still a world to come back to I guess? Anyway, peace out!

call (202) 224-3121 & you'll get connected to your representatives

my heart is so heavy

Love it when an Onion article has been relevant my entire adult life

I like to think that maybe I brighten my CPA's day when I send him my documents for my taxes, I have very simple taxes now that I don't freelance anywhere, I simply do not want to learn how to do them. Maybe it's nice for him to have a little break as a treat.

this is excellent advice that i wish i’d seen before i got up to take a leak

Why must we live through the early 2000s a second time

I'm getting on a boat to toodle around the Caribbean later today so if we all get launched into a nuclear war while I'm away, it's been great, thanks for making me care about dumb car boys or something

Love waking up, looking at the news, and deciding I've already had enough of that.

thrilled with the casting for this remake of THE BIRDCAGE

Congratulations on enough people making smart choices!!

I enjoy waking up early and having to Google "what happened in British politics today"

Refugee who died after Border Patrol release laid to rest as family calls for justice Family, friends and community members buried Nural Amin Shah Alam, a 56-year-old Rohingya man, with calls for justice into his death on the streets of Buffalo after release from Border Patrol custody.

The family of Nural Amin Shah Alam is calling for justice after the 56-year-old Rohingya man who entered the U.S. as a refugee was found dead several days after being released from Border Patrol custody.

recalling when I worked at the flight school and a wayward turtle walked onto the runway and a pilot said so, then a guy in a golf cart went out there, moved the turtle, and radioed "the turtle has been revectored", a phrase that has been seared into my brain for life

she dresses like an intrusive thought at a PTA meeting

I'll do it. I will fire tens of thousands of ICE agents. I will fly around the country like George Clooney and Anna Kendrick in that movie, just firing people all day. Except instead of it crushing my soul each ICE agent firing will bring me joy.

The Conference of Catholic Bishops is... not playing around in this brief.

www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/25...

How Brothel Workers in Nevada Just Made Labor History The courtesans at Sheri’s Ranch were staring down a horrifying new contract. So they did what workers everywhere do: They got organized.

When faced with a shockingly exploitative new employment contract that would’ve forced them to sign away their IP, their likeness rights, and their power of attorney, Jupiter Jetson and her coworkers at Sheri’s fought back—fast.

They organized a union in SIX DAYS. www.thenation.com/article/econ...

My Boss today at work: "actually include [general counsel] on that email because there's a high chance those partners say something dumb"

as usual I have read reviews of a movie and wondered if they just watched a totally different movie than I did. just stomping all over the grave of media literacy tbh

There’s definitely something poetic about the US Women’s hockey team having dinner with Stanley Tucci in Italy & partying with Flavor Flav in Vegas while the men’s team eats burgers with half the Epstein List.

If you would have told me Dan Radcliffe, Robert Pattinson and Harry Melling were the actors making the most interesting post-HP career choices, I don't know that I would have believed you.

Genuinely do not understand what she expected lmao

I would love to know from the woman who walked out during the first sex scene what movie, exactly, she thought she was going to be getting

I am amazed, though shouldn't be at this point, how often I have to explain "risk" and "not getting sued" and "you might be personally liable" to a partner, who then does not believe me because I am some combination of young/woman/not a lawyer until I get our general counsel on the phone

"I thought the joke was distasteful & unfortunate, & I think the way women are represented, it's a great teaching point to really shine light on how women should be championed for their amazing feats. Now I have to sit in front of you and explain someone else's behavior? It's not my responsibility."

Hilary Knight got the question re: that phone call and the laughter at the Torrent presser. Her answer:

I've been regularly refreshing that thread just waiting to see someone who I know I have a file on and have asked to be, like, just even 5% less shitty to the associates.

wild how simple it is to be like "you're right, we shouldn't have done that!"

Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix

My motivation for getting through the day is that I am going to see the new horny Skarsgard movie after work