Talking Tina's Mayhem Era 🖤🏳️‍🌈

The fact that so many drugstore makeup products dont have tamper-evident seals is insane. Like hi I'd like to know if this has been opened please

Getting lots of addons and mods for the Sims is great until you're faced with the eternal load screen from hell 😭

Another week of this fuckass antibiotic that replaces hunger signals with nause

I needed to borrow my sister's car today while mine is in the shop and on this lovely snowy day I discovered her wipers are basically disintegrating, so guess who's getting a surprise trip to the store when I pick her up from work

Look, since there are cannon main characters in WoW that are priests but will still shank your ass with big pointy blades, I think our priests should be able to do the same and I will die on this hill

If you're a vegetarian, you by definition avoid beef, so I do think you are fucking scared of the boyfriend 🤷‍♀️

I've never read Wuthering Heights but the absolute (well deserved from what I've heard) dragging the new movie is getting really makes me want to.

Fun after reduction thing: my seat belt sits correctly across my chest and I'm not constantly messing with it 🙏

I think I finally taught myself how to apply false lashes. It only took a decade 😅

Also today I learned I'm potentially allergic to lanolin, which is an inactive ingredient in aquaphor, which they gave me to put on my stitches and could be making my itchiness worse. Would also explain why my lips hated the aquaphor lip balm

One upside to getting the infection is having to go into the office so they can check it out in person and learning that despite the bad stuff everything else is looking good and I can sleep on my side earlier than I expected 🙏🙏🙏
Bout to have the best sleep of my life

I've been off antibiotics for all of 3 days and somehow got an infection fml

Something I didnt consider before my breast reduction was that I was going to have to retrain my perspective about my body. I've been so disproportionately large for over a decade, now that I'm proportionate it looks like I have no boobs whatsoever. My tops actually fit now tho, which is so nice.

My dog is upset because it has warmed up and the sun is out but there's still snow on the deck that is keeping her from basking in the sunlight.

I also dont appreciate having to reset my ticketmaster password every time I buy tickets, like bruh

I saw a concert I wanted to go to in the city my bestie is currently living in so I checked flight prices and why tf are round trip tickets from Fargo to Boise in August like a grand 😭

The amount of concerts I've already got planned for this year makes me happy. Two of them arent until August but they'll be worth the wait

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

Got my friend to kidnap me so I could leave the house and we are on an adventure to return the Splat hair dye she impulsively bought to Walmart

So as I'm leveling up my forgotten children in WoW, I'm also updating transmogs, and I'm struggling with my nelf druid because I want her to look like an absolute hobo, a total raggamuffin. I'm open to mog inspo.

Devastated to learn I'm 1.25 inches too short to be grass at the Bunny Bowl 😭
Give me heels I can do it.

I saw a post calling Lady Gaga that one friend who goes on the most random side quests (referring to the Pokémon commercial) and honestly facts, when does that woman sleep?

And speaking of side quests, Gaga and Bad Bunny collab when?

Me eating Greek yogurt for breakfast while massively bloated from antibiotics: "You better fix my entire life."

I took my last dose of post op antibiotics today so I'm hoping I'll stop being so bloated 😭
This bloating and not being able to sleep on my side are truly the worst parts of this whole experience. But I'm not constantly having to consciously upright myself.

I also need that salsa version of Die With a Smile on MAYHEM Delux

One time in a WoW group I posted a meme about how DKs should be able to name our ghouls like hunters name pets and everyone got mad at me because "tHoSe aRe PeOpLe" like yeah dude I dont think my ghoul was named "Ratcaller" when they were alive but okay.

Day 4 post op from breast reduction: I went to change the jewelry in my helix because my shorter posts came in and promptly dropped one and instinctively smacked my boob with my arm trying to catch it and ho boy was that a new world of pain 🙃🙃🙃

Im like 4 days postop and feeling good so I went to load the dishwasher and my mom told me not to and I said I was fine and now I'm dizzy 🙃

I have beef with gabapentin from the last time I took it because when it came time to quit, I stopped sleeping. I'm hoping that wont be the case this time and we can part on better terms

I've never had surgery of any type before so this is all new. And while I'm glad the mini pharmacy I've been prescribed is keeping the pain down, I have to constantly remind myself that I have to be careful with how I move.