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Along with Alphonso Davies to Bayern + Jhon Duran to Villa, Obed Vargas' move to Atletico Madrid is one of the biggest in MLS history.

Vargas is a tremendous young player β€” strong defensively, savvy off-ball, and functional on it.

His story is nothing short of amazing.

02.02.2026 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Uh... even better?

02.02.2026 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

Hey so uhh... any updates on which team Noah Eile plays for now?

02.02.2026 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So start some road construction outside the Whipple building already so those goons have to park further away and walk into the building.

02.02.2026 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

This accepts the framing that "the border must be patrolled."

02.02.2026 05:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching these Grammys, you have to wonder if perhaps the Silicon Valley bros made a classic VC mistake and went all-in on reactionary politics right before the bottom dropped out.

02.02.2026 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4106    πŸ” 525    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 24

Is he running as a republican? Because he's talking like he wants to win a republican primary.

02.02.2026 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bad Bunny condemns ICE during his #GRAMMYs speech for Best MΓΊsica Urbana Album: "The only thing more powerful than hate is love."

02.02.2026 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1560    πŸ” 319    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 15

Revoke the lease is good. Also start construction on the street outside their building. Make them park nearby and walk in and out of the building.

02.02.2026 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

White and Hispanic are not mutually exclusive. And racism is not unique to native english speakers.

01.02.2026 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a back page ad in The Onion physical issue the shows a gurney in a morgue with a white sheet over a dead body with the caption "only some people get to live" and the ad is supposed to be from health insurance company Cigna

a back page ad in The Onion physical issue the shows a gurney in a morgue with a white sheet over a dead body with the caption "only some people get to live" and the ad is supposed to be from health insurance company Cigna

my spouse got an onion subscription for Xmas and ya'll there are zero punches being pulled

01.02.2026 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1469    πŸ” 180    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

Make all federal income tax filings public.

01.02.2026 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kind of a dumb thing to do when the old world order had you on top.

01.02.2026 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Where are you watching it? I looked on DAZN but couldn't find the game.

01.02.2026 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Protest sign from MN that says, β€œDEARLY BELOVED.
WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY
TODISMANTLE THIS THING CALLED ICE.” with a picture of Prince in the left hand lower corner.

Protest sign from MN that says, β€œDEARLY BELOVED. WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY TODISMANTLE THIS THING CALLED ICE.” with a picture of Prince in the left hand lower corner.

10/10 ICE protest sign

31.01.2026 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 9326    πŸ” 2573    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 116

Good young players in MLS will always have 1 foot out the door, especially at a low ambition team like #RBNY has been the past 7 years.

31.01.2026 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the best case scenario signing young players: that they leave before you can build a winning team around them bc they're too good for a mid-table MLS team. The only reason a 21 yo sticks around at #RBNY for 5-6 yrs is that he's only just ok.

31.01.2026 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Good to hear. That's the main thing, that US Soccer has to acknowledge that the PLS was designed for a fixed league and that it has to be adjusted for fundamental differences w/ pro/rel. Or maybe keep it as is for fixed leagues and have a separate D1 standard for pro/rel leagues.

31.01.2026 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is such blatant violation of the constitution "a crime" that can be tried later? Can it be treason?

30.01.2026 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Uhhh in other news a federal judge just took the death penalty off the table for Luigi Mangione. This is huge.

30.01.2026 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 159    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 6

What else is left?

30.01.2026 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

"Will there be allowances?" is the open question. The original D1 teams still temporary. Imagine a team upgrades to 15k for the standard then gets relegated year 1. They've wasted million$.
MLS guarantees permanent D1 for teams.
USL does not so can't require the same capital investment

30.01.2026 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As @davisjason.bsky.social said, it's not good if teams move from smaller soccer stadiums to bigger football stadiums just to meet the standard. Should San Antonio FC move to the 18k HS football stadium b/c soccer-specific Toyota Field is only 8k?

30.01.2026 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Of the current USL-C teams only 4 are currently in 15k stadiums (based on Wikipedia). 7 are bigger than Luton Town's 11,379. All but Charleston Battery meet the Premier League's standard of 5,000.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USL_Cha...

30.01.2026 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

An ICE officer murdered RenΓ©e Good. Two other federal agents shot Alex Pretti 10 times. Qualified immunity shields these officers from accountability.

The Good and Pretti families deserve justice. Congress must abolish this flawed doctrine and pass my bill with @pressley.house.gov.

29.01.2026 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 192    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 1

That's needed for a 1-tier league like MLS where bad teams linger. W/ prorel if a D2 team goes up to D1 and can't cut it, they're back to D2. Requiring a D2 team to build a D1 stadium while in D2 "just in case" is a great way to kill a D2 team. Standards have to accommodate the fluidity.

29.01.2026 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ICE's decision to just leave cars abandoned in the roads is one of those dystopian things that makes you recoil in shock when you encounter it.

29.01.2026 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 8660    πŸ” 2853    πŸ’¬ 152    πŸ“Œ 90
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Premier League Stadium Requirements: Why are Luton Town spending Β£10 million? Premier League stadium requirements mean Luton Town need to spend nearly Β£10 million on Kenilworth Road to be compliant next season

Sure, have a minimum. I just don't understand why the minimum here is 3x the Premier League's minimum of 5,000. 15k is fine for MLS, but with promotion, it's really saying that every D2 team has to have a 15k seat stadium or else they shouldn't bother winning.
www.foottheball.com/explainer/pr...

29.01.2026 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The stadium size requirement for D1 status is so stupid. Bournemouth can play in the English Premier League but wouldn't qualify for D1 according to @ussoccer.com

29.01.2026 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Watch #GothamFC on DAZN in the FIFA Women's Champions Cup right now

28.01.2026 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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